Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[video]

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT DID HE JUST SEE.]

U-um...Mister Japan left, sir...

[And your foreign language is weird.]

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ excuse me he is not laughing slightly at your fail. ]

... Are you alright, sir?

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!

[video]

[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

Japan? Are you blaming a country for your kidnapping? Japan didn't kidnap you! [AS SOMEONE FROM JAPAN SHE IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDED]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ What is he watching... ]

Japan is no longer here.

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Who was making all the noise this time? Damn it, when a person like him needed daily naps, he expected them to be pleasant and uninterrupted--- okay who the hell was this guy? ...Oh wait. Yeah. The Protestant idiot, right. Why was he in his New World? Don't know, don't care.
Well time to go back to sleep and stuff this noisy thing back where it belongs--



--oh, but laughing at others misfortune is too much fun to pass up~.]

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Oh bloody hell, not you too.

[video]

[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ the mun is on hiatus, but had to tag this. ]

Japan's not here.

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She automatically assumes you're new here, because that's when they keep shouting stuff that she doesn't know about.]

[...]

M-Mister, are you okay...?

[Action]

[tapestodiane]

_{[Cooper's attention was caught by the loud yelling, so naturally he goes to see what is up. A person being chased by a flock of strange-looking birds, well, that was sort of unexpected.]}

Excuse me, do you need any help? _{[Halfway-yelled, to make sure the other person will hear.]}

[Video]

[trollsikebukuro.livejournal.com]

Such broad accusations! My, my. That'd presume that Japan would even want such arrogance!

[Video]

[broken-tool.livejournal.com]

[Just kind of staring at his Pokegear here, resisting the urge to laugh. Really, how dumb do you have to be to crush the nests of those mean looking birds that badly? But, he's resisting the laughing well enough to at least talk.]

You have not been kidnapped by anyone, at least that I am aware of. And you may wish to pay attention to where you are going next time, sometimes the local wildlife do not appreciate their territory treaded upon.

[video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[Oh great, it was that albino ex-nation. China just sighs.]

Whatever it was, I didn't do it, aru. And I haven't seen Japan around here, so it can't be his doing, aru.

[video]

[newfrance.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hey, isn't that one of France-papa's friend?]

. . . P-prussia? A-are you okay? D-do you need a bandage?