Gilbert Beilschmidt

KESESESESESE! DUE TO MY GREATNESS, GILBIRD HAS EVO–

[Shouting and pleased chirping accompany a blur of colors as the Pokegear swings wildly around. This lasts for all of three seconds, and there is now a view of white hair, and a very accomplished Pidgeotto sitting on top of said head like she did as a Pidgey. She cocks her head and eyes her trainer curiously, not quite sure as to why he is lying on the ground, flailing.]



_{[ooc: I don’t have internet at the moment, unless I go somewhere that has wifi, so I probably can only tag a little bit today and the next few days. I’ll do my best to get to all my tags soon, so I hope you don’t think I’m neglecting any. ^^;; Sorry for the slowness. I'll also try to post for the event this weekend~]}

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]