Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ fff never be sorry! luke needs to be brought down a few pegs, anyway. ]

Hmph. "Catch on"? At the very least, I don't seem to be the one babbling about countries as if they were people.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[...They both do. XD]

I guess not. [His smirk says he's not surprised.]

[He says this thoughtfully, if a bit slowly and condescendingly just to taunt Luke.] You could say we are personifications of countries. We aren't mere people.

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

The personification of countries? That's a rather heavy claim, don't you think? I'm not sure it's even possible.

[ he narrows his eyes right back at the taunt, though his voice retains its polite, disbelieving edge. this looks to be the start of a beautiful...something. something disastrous, probably. ]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Lazily] Most of the population wouldn't know about us. It would compromise security.

[He just grins at Luke's reaction to his taunt. Yes, a very beautifully disastrous relationship.]