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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:26 am (UTC)... Are you alright, sir?
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:33 am (UTC)Who the hell are you?
[There are claw marks, along with leaves and sticks in his hair. DOES HE LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:37 am (UTC)Pardon me-- I'm Luke Triton. [ ... ] I take it that you're new to Johto?
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:41 am (UTC)Prussia.
Where the fuck is Johto? Some place in Japan?
[Prussia's only played red and blue version, and that was years ago...]
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:44 am (UTC)I'm afraid Johto isn't any sort of place in the world we know. For our purposes, it is its own world entirely.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:49 am (UTC)...What.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:50 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-10-26 03:53 am (UTC)... Unbelievable, maybe. But I assure you that it's true.
Still, if you're having trouble believing me, perhaps you should see for yourself.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:57 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:05 am (UTC)[ lmao he is... not really fond of you, prussia ]
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:13 am (UTC)[lolol he is quick to annoy people....sob]
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:20 am (UTC)Pardon me, I think I misunderstood you-- I thought you were referring to the country of France as though it was a person.
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:26 am (UTC)A bit slow, aren't ya?
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Date: 2010-10-26 06:48 am (UTC)... I apologise if it's difficult for me to believe that these people are actually named after the countries of France and Japan.
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:11 am (UTC)He's only being such an ass about the country thing cause he thinks he's been kidnapped. Yeah. Maybe.
This next part is surprisingly patient, now that he's calmed down a bit. It's normal for people not to believe him.]
We're not named after countries.
[He frowns, not quite sure how to explain.]
France is France.
[He suddenly smirks, adding this last bit like a challenge.]
You'll catch on quick enough. Maybe.
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Date: 2010-10-27 06:51 am (UTC)Hmph. "Catch on"? At the very least, I don't seem to be the one babbling about countries as if they were people.
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Date: 2010-10-28 03:31 am (UTC)I guess not. [His smirk says he's not surprised.]
[He says this thoughtfully, if a bit slowly and condescendingly just to taunt Luke.] You could say we are personifications of countries. We aren't mere people.
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Date: 2010-10-28 06:21 am (UTC)[ he narrows his eyes right back at the taunt, though his voice retains its polite, disbelieving edge. this looks to be the start of a beautiful...something. something disastrous, probably. ]
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Date: 2010-10-29 06:02 am (UTC)[He just grins at Luke's reaction to his taunt. Yes, a very beautifully disastrous relationship.]