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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 03:41 am (UTC)Japan is no longer here.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:46 am (UTC)JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]
So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:17 am (UTC)It is obvious that I am kidnapping people so I can stuff them in a Pokémon fun park, watching them squirm and writhe in terror--then expose myself.
Right.
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:33 am (UTC)Kesese. None of that lying bullshit.
[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:46 am (UTC)1/2 [ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:50 am (UTC)The fuck! WHY NOT?
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:52 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 05:03 am (UTC)... It's customised to your preferences to the smallest detail on the Prussian eagle.
[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D
Date: 2010-10-26 05:14 am (UTC)[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]
Kesesese! How big is it?
[ video ] so you laaav me :3c
Date: 2010-10-26 05:29 am (UTC)Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.
1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D<
Date: 2010-10-26 05:34 am (UTC)[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]
Heh? West gets one too?
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 05:35 am (UTC)[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]
[ video ] DON'T DENY
Date: 2010-10-26 05:42 am (UTC)I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]
[ video ] </3 :|
Date: 2010-10-26 05:52 am (UTC)Don't lie to me!
[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]
[ video ] /wibbles
Date: 2010-10-26 06:01 am (UTC)I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.
[ video ] /m-must not give in
Date: 2010-10-26 06:31 am (UTC)...Japan is crazy.
[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]
[ video ] /PUPPY POUT
Date: 2010-10-27 12:21 am (UTC)Did you at least get a cute pokémon? [ WONDERING... ]
1/2 [ video ] klasdfhgw /can't resist...petpetpet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[brb digging through his bag like no tomorrow.]
[ video ] HA YOU HAVE FAILED
Date: 2010-10-27 02:10 am (UTC)And he is waiting. ]
1/3 [ video ] >8| ............../claims you as my pet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:32 am (UTC)2/3 [ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)...
It is a Pidgey.]
3/3 [ video ] Key words, man
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)[ video ] FFFFFF-a pidgey and I AM NO PET /smacks
Date: 2010-10-27 02:36 am (UTC)[ video ] It had to be done. |D AND YOU ARE NOW. /catches and keeps
Date: 2010-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)[ video ] NO /ESCAPES AND RUNS
From:[ video ] YES /CHASES
From:[ video ] /RUNS OVER WITH HELLO KITTY CAR
From:[ video ] THAT'S CHEATING. >( and fff your icon.
From:[ video ] no it isn't and my icon is totally relevant
From:[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)
From:[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one
From:[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3
From:[ video ] I... ch-cheated
From:[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat
From:[ video ] /DEVOURS
From:[ video ] /SCREAMS
From:[ video ] WHAT NOW
From:[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8
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