Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[ video ] /SCREAMS

[originofawesome]

[Pompously] Of course I didn't.

[Okay, it's true that he's a bad ass, but still, he didn't mean to. 8(

Pidgey huffs unhappily, since Pichu is showing no signs of coming out, so she pecks Prussia's head for scaring him.]

OW! What the hell, Gilbird!?

[Now he's trying to grab her to properly reprimand her, but she just hops around his head, out of his grasp. He curses, not paying attention to the communicator anymore.]

[ video ] WHAT NOW

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... I think she likes you.

Or she thinks your brain is made up of worms. [ Then Jinjing pops out of Hong Kong's shirt to take a look! ]

[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8

[originofawesome]

[Prussia only grumbles in response, tired from attempting to grab Gilbird. She settles on his head and coos, appeased when Jinjing appears again. It seems she has decided that his hair is her new nest.]

_{Damn rat.}