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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:17 am (UTC)It is obvious that I am kidnapping people so I can stuff them in a Pokémon fun park, watching them squirm and writhe in terror--then expose myself.
Right.
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:33 am (UTC)Kesese. None of that lying bullshit.
[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:46 am (UTC)1/2 [ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:50 am (UTC)The fuck! WHY NOT?
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 04:52 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 05:03 am (UTC)... It's customised to your preferences to the smallest detail on the Prussian eagle.
[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D
Date: 2010-10-26 05:14 am (UTC)[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]
Kesesese! How big is it?
[ video ] so you laaav me :3c
Date: 2010-10-26 05:29 am (UTC)Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.
1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D<
Date: 2010-10-26 05:34 am (UTC)[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]
Heh? West gets one too?
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 05:35 am (UTC)[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]
[ video ] DON'T DENY
Date: 2010-10-26 05:42 am (UTC)I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]
[ video ] </3 :|
Date: 2010-10-26 05:52 am (UTC)Don't lie to me!
[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]
[ video ] /wibbles
Date: 2010-10-26 06:01 am (UTC)I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.
[ video ] /m-must not give in
Date: 2010-10-26 06:31 am (UTC)...Japan is crazy.
[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]
[ video ] /PUPPY POUT
Date: 2010-10-27 12:21 am (UTC)Did you at least get a cute pokémon? [ WONDERING... ]
1/2 [ video ] klasdfhgw /can't resist...petpetpet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[brb digging through his bag like no tomorrow.]
[ video ] HA YOU HAVE FAILED
Date: 2010-10-27 02:10 am (UTC)And he is waiting. ]
1/3 [ video ] >8| ............../claims you as my pet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:32 am (UTC)2/3 [ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)...
It is a Pidgey.]
3/3 [ video ] Key words, man
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)[ video ] FFFFFF-a pidgey and I AM NO PET /smacks
Date: 2010-10-27 02:36 am (UTC)[ video ] It had to be done. |D AND YOU ARE NOW. /catches and keeps
Date: 2010-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)[ video ] NO /ESCAPES AND RUNS
Date: 2010-10-27 03:04 am (UTC)[ He caught on. ] If you train and bond with it, it'll become a magnificent Pidgeot.
[ video ] YES /CHASES
Date: 2010-10-27 03:34 am (UTC)...
He suddenly brightens and smirks.]
Of course! I'll make it the greatest flying Pokémon!
[Pidgey was initially nervous by this new master who didn't seem too happy to see her, but the moment he started crowing praises for her, she cheeps and lands on his head. He doesn't notice, of course.]
[ video ] /RUNS OVER WITH HELLO KITTY CAR
From:[ video ] THAT'S CHEATING. >( and fff your icon.
From:[ video ] no it isn't and my icon is totally relevant
From:[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)
From:[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one
From:[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3
From:[ video ] I... ch-cheated
From:[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat
From:[ video ] /DEVOURS
From:[ video ] /SCREAMS
From:[ video ] WHAT NOW
From:[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8
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