Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[video]

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT DID HE JUST SEE.]

U-um...Mister Japan left, sir...

[And your foreign language is weird.]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[YOU SAW NOTHING.

After finally losing the Spearow, Prussia returns to retrieve his stuff. He's covered in stratches, dirt, and leaves, looking rather pissed off.]

You mean he kidnapped me and then left!? That little shit!

[No, it's not, uneducated brat.]

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ excuse me he is not laughing slightly at your fail. ]

... Are you alright, sir?

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Prussia returns to his things to hear laughter! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.]

Who the hell are you?

[There are claw marks, along with leaves and sticks in his hair. DOES HE LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU.]

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!

1/? [Action]

[originofawesome]

[Prussia drags himself back to his things, slightly out of breathe and looking bedraggled. It's pretty obvious a flock of birds attacked him, and that he tried losing them through bushes and trees.]

France!? You were kidnapped too? Japan's in for a load of shit.

2/3 [Action]

[originofawesome]

...I have a Pokémon?

3/3 [Action]

[originofawesome]

hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OF COURSE I DO!

[video]

[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

Japan? Are you blaming a country for your kidnapping? Japan didn't kidnap you! [AS SOMEONE FROM JAPAN SHE IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDED]

[video]

[originofawesome]

How can you explain this!?

[Flails at the surrounding scenery. A random Rattata walks by.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ What is he watching... ]

Japan is no longer here.

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

[You are watching nothing. It's just your overactive imagination. THERE IS NO FAILURE HERE.]

JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]

So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Who was making all the noise this time? Damn it, when a person like him needed daily naps, he expected them to be pleasant and uninterrupted--- okay who the hell was this guy? ...Oh wait. Yeah. The Protestant idiot, right. Why was he in his New World? Don't know, don't care.
Well time to go back to sleep and stuff this noisy thing back where it belongs--



--oh, but laughing at others misfortune is too much fun to pass up~.]

[originofawesome]

[Grumbling and cursing under his breathe as he digs around his bag for bandages. Prussia hasn't noticed the little nation yet, too preoccupied by his scratches.]

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Oh bloody hell, not you too.

[originofawesome]

Brows?

[SHIT HOW DID JAPAN MANAGE THIS.]

Japan got you too!?

[video]

[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ the mun is on hiatus, but had to tag this. ]

Japan's not here.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[You lubbu me. Even if we don't know each other yet. 8D]

Yeah, someone told me.

[So grouchy until-]

The hell! Did he get all of Europe?

video

[originofawesome]

[You're lucky he didn't hear that, since he's now currently dragging himself back to his bag, muttering angrily under his breathe.

Did he just hear something from his communicator? He picks it up and sees some asshole a blonde.]

Who're you? And where the hell in Pokémon is this?

[Because questioning hallucinations totally helps.]

[video]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She automatically assumes you're new here, because that's when they keep shouting stuff that she doesn't know about.]

[...]

M-Mister, are you okay...?

[video]

[originofawesome]

What does it look like?

[He feels quite peevish, though he feels a bit bad after seeing it's a little girl.]

Er........HAHAHA OF COURSE I'M GREAT!

[Action]

[tapestodiane]

_{[Cooper's attention was caught by the loud yelling, so naturally he goes to see what is up. A person being chased by a flock of strange-looking birds, well, that was sort of unexpected.]}

Excuse me, do you need any help? _{[Halfway-yelled, to make sure the other person will hear.]}

[Action] ack, sorry about that

[originofawesome]

[Grooaaaaan]

_{Fucking hell...}

[SHIT HE HAS AN AUDIENCE. Immediately looks confident and unruffled, though it's ruined by the scratches, leaves and sticks.]

Hah! Someone as awesome as me doesn't need any help!

[...he totally needs it.]

[Video]

[trollsikebukuro.livejournal.com]

Such broad accusations! My, my. That'd presume that Japan would even want such arrogance!

[Video]

[originofawesome]

Of course he would.

[Video]

[broken-tool.livejournal.com]

[Just kind of staring at his Pokegear here, resisting the urge to laugh. Really, how dumb do you have to be to crush the nests of those mean looking birds that badly? But, he's resisting the laughing well enough to at least talk.]

You have not been kidnapped by anyone, at least that I am aware of. And you may wish to pay attention to where you are going next time, sometimes the local wildlife do not appreciate their territory treaded upon.

[Video]

[originofawesome]

[Dude, he didn't see them. They were well hidden, okay!? THEY LOOKED LIKE ORDINARY BUSHES.]

Then how the hell did I end up here? [Were the drinks he had last night laced with something? Alright, no more taking drinks from strangers, no matter how sexy. This will last all of one week.]

[Sulkily] They were in my way.

[video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[Oh great, it was that albino ex-nation. China just sighs.]

Whatever it was, I didn't do it, aru. And I haven't seen Japan around here, so it can't be his doing, aru.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Oi, it's not like he's happy to see you, Asian-who-is-good-at-cheating-people.]

Why should I believe you?

[video]

[newfrance.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hey, isn't that one of France-papa's friend?]

. . . P-prussia? A-are you okay? D-do you need a bandage?

[video]

[originofawesome]

[S-so cute. Prussia is kind of gaping.]

Who are you?

[laughs nervously]

I'm more than great! ...If you're offering a bandage, I won't refuse, but only 'cause you're cute.