originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[...WHAT DID HE JUST SEE.]

U-um...Mister Japan left, sir...

[And your foreign language is weird.]

[ excuse me he is not laughing slightly at your fail. ]

... Are you alright, sir?

Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!

[YOU SAW NOTHING.

After finally losing the Spearow, Prussia returns to retrieve his stuff. He's covered in stratches, dirt, and leaves, looking rather pissed off.]

You mean he kidnapped me and then left!? That little shit!

[No, it's not, uneducated brat.]

[Prussia returns to his things to hear laughter! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.]

Who the hell are you?

[There are claw marks, along with leaves and sticks in his hair. DOES HE LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU.]

[Prussia drags himself back to his things, slightly out of breathe and looking bedraggled. It's pretty obvious a flock of birds attacked him, and that he tried losing them through bushes and trees.]

France!? You were kidnapped too? Japan's in for a load of shit.

...I have a Pokémon?

[ WELL. UM. NO NOT REALLY BUT-- ]

Pardon me-- I'm Luke Triton. [ ... ] I take it that you're new to Johto?

hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OF COURSE I DO!

Japan? Are you blaming a country for your kidnapping? Japan didn't kidnap you! [AS SOMEONE FROM JAPAN SHE IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDED]

[ What is he watching... ]

Japan is no longer here.

[IT'S OKAY, HE TENDS TO HEAR THINGS. You get used to it.]

Prussia.

Where the fuck is Johto? Some place in Japan?

[Prussia's only played red and blue version, and that was years ago...]

Japan didn't kidnap us.

How can you explain this!?

[Flails at the surrounding scenery. A random Rattata walks by.]

We are dead and in Hell.

... [ prussia is a... very interesting name for a person, still, he neglects to comment on it. ]

I'm afraid Johto isn't any sort of place in the world we know. For our purposes, it is its own world entirely.

[You are watching nothing. It's just your overactive imagination. THERE IS NO FAILURE HERE.]

JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]

So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!

Good job. You are a genius.

[It's an awesome name.]

...What.

It wasn't a country, that's for sure!

KESESESESESE!!! What shit are you spewing.

[ he is silent for a moment. SO VULGAR. THAT IS NOT GENTLEMANLY. ]

... Unbelievable, maybe. But I assure you that it's true.

Still, if you're having trouble believing me, perhaps you should see for yourself.

Japan made Pokémon!

[He says this like it explains everything. Which it does. :|]

-- Japan made Pokemon? [derp derp not a cartoon in her world]

Why should I believe you? It looks like something Japan would create.

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