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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-26 05:35 am (UTC)[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]
[ video ] DON'T DENY
Date: 2010-10-26 05:42 am (UTC)I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]
[ video ] </3 :|
Date: 2010-10-26 05:52 am (UTC)Don't lie to me!
[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]
[ video ] /wibbles
Date: 2010-10-26 06:01 am (UTC)I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.
[ video ] /m-must not give in
Date: 2010-10-26 06:31 am (UTC)...Japan is crazy.
[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]
[ video ] /PUPPY POUT
Date: 2010-10-27 12:21 am (UTC)Did you at least get a cute pokémon? [ WONDERING... ]
1/2 [ video ] klasdfhgw /can't resist...petpetpet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)[brb digging through his bag like no tomorrow.]
[ video ] HA YOU HAVE FAILED
Date: 2010-10-27 02:10 am (UTC)And he is waiting. ]
1/3 [ video ] >8| ............../claims you as my pet
Date: 2010-10-27 02:32 am (UTC)2/3 [ video ]
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)...
It is a Pidgey.]
3/3 [ video ] Key words, man
Date: 2010-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)[ video ] FFFFFF-a pidgey and I AM NO PET /smacks
Date: 2010-10-27 02:36 am (UTC)[ video ] It had to be done. |D AND YOU ARE NOW. /catches and keeps
Date: 2010-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)[ video ] NO /ESCAPES AND RUNS
Date: 2010-10-27 03:04 am (UTC)[ He caught on. ] If you train and bond with it, it'll become a magnificent Pidgeot.
[ video ] YES /CHASES
Date: 2010-10-27 03:34 am (UTC)...
He suddenly brightens and smirks.]
Of course! I'll make it the greatest flying Pokémon!
[Pidgey was initially nervous by this new master who didn't seem too happy to see her, but the moment he started crowing praises for her, she cheeps and lands on his head. He doesn't notice, of course.]
[ video ] /RUNS OVER WITH HELLO KITTY CAR
Date: 2010-10-27 03:40 am (UTC)Pichu! Pi pi! [ He climbed onto Hong Kong's shoulder and peers at the screen. ]
[ video ] THAT'S CHEATING. >( and fff your icon.
Date: 2010-10-27 03:58 am (UTC)...That looks like a cuter version of Pikachu.
Pi! Pidgey! [Pidgey greets Hong Kong's Pichu happily, while Prussia jumps, just realizing she was settled on his head.]
[ video ] no it isn't and my icon is totally relevant
Date: 2010-10-27 04:05 am (UTC)Hong Kong doesn't notice how his Pichu is trying to figure out what he meant by that though. ]
[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)
Date: 2010-10-27 04:33 am (UTC)Uh...your Pichu [At least that's what it sounded like it said.] is doing something weird.
[Pidgey chitters, clearly laughing at the silly humans.]
[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one
Date: 2010-10-27 04:45 am (UTC)[ He finally turns to Jinjing who suddenly stops doing whatever he was doing immediately. As if he wasn't doing it in the first place.
A bit suspicious, he turns back to Prussia. ]
Something weird? [ While Hong Kong isn't looking, Jinjing gives the Pidgey a thumbs up! ]
[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3
Date: 2010-10-27 05:05 am (UTC)[OH HE SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE PICHU.]
Yeah! He's acting all innocent now!
[Stares accusingly. HE SAW THAT TOO. YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM.
Pidgey gives the equivalent of a bird smirk, and immediately starts preening so Hong Kong won't be suspicious.]
[ video ] I... ch-cheated
Date: 2010-10-27 05:22 am (UTC)Odd enough, Hong Kong caught that smirk and squints a bit more. ]
P-piiiiii! [ HK, THAT MAN IS SCARING ME!! The Pichu hides in his trainer's shirt. ]
[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat
Date: 2010-10-27 05:27 am (UTC)[He's
poutingscowling now.]And now he's acting like I'm the one who did something!
[Pidgey peers at Hong Kong and Pichu innocently.] Pidgey?
[ video ] /DEVOURS
Date: 2010-10-28 12:39 am (UTC)[ Except being scary-looking, lol. He isn't going to say anything about that and how he thinks that Pidgey is going to troll Prussia later.
Not at all. ]
[ video ] /SCREAMS
From:[ video ] WHAT NOW
From:[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8
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