Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes I would! Damn it, not now but when I get bigger I'll have an army that will crush yours!

...Call my dumb little brother cute again and I'll make sure you won't have a tongue to speak with.

It's not called the Pokeworld, dumbass! Wh-What would you know about it?!

[HEADBUTT]

[originofawesome]

[Oh so smugly] You don't get any better when you grow up. In fact, you get worse.

[Snorts, it's cute and amusing how Romano tries to threaten him.] You can try.

[Rolls eyes] Some fanatic recreated the game.

[HANGS UPSIDE DOWN]