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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:45 am (UTC)That's not proof of Hell, France.
[He's alive and kicking, man.]
Yeah, sounds like something Japan would do. [He winces at the increasing peppiness.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 05:15 am (UTC)So perhaps Japan is the Devil, and he awaits us at the gates of Hell after this road...
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Date: 2010-10-26 05:26 am (UTC)It looks like a theme park.
[Snorts loudly.]
Japan makes cute shit, I doubt he'd be the Devil. He looks like he'd tip over with a good push.
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Date: 2010-10-26 05:38 am (UTC)Hell would be like a theme park, full of cute things that turn into flesh-eating monsters in the shadow of the dying sun.
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Date: 2010-10-26 06:25 am (UTC)...Japan would do that.
[Now he's staring at all the Pokémon suspiciously, including Marianne.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 06:50 am (UTC)He would.
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:13 am (UTC)How do you know that Vulpix [Here he points at it, careful to keep his hand just far enough to not be bitten] isn't a monster as well?
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:18 am (UTC)She is not a monster! She is the burning patriotic spirit of my people that will guide me through Hell!
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:27 am (UTC)Considering France seems to be whole still...]
Fine. [He'll believe France for now. Besides, it's still outlandish to think this place is Hell. Seriously, didn't you pay attention to the Bible, France?]
We're not in Hell, dumb ass.
[This conversation is going nowhere, so he's going to rifle through his bag now.]
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Date: 2010-10-26 07:40 pm (UTC)We are in Hell. Even though we may not be able to recognize all the trappings, you cannot see beyond the illusions that the Devil may cast to lure us into a false sense of security!
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Date: 2010-10-27 01:57 am (UTC)It's pretty easy for you to think somewhere is Hell. It just has to have mediocre food.
[Don't exaggerate the Bible, you heathen!]
OW! The fuck, France!?
[He rubs his head but continues looking through his bag after shooting the other a dirty look. He will not be deterred by the over dramatic blonde.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 01:59 am (UTC)[He takes out the bento happily.]
This looks like Japan's food.
[He's going to open it now to have a taste.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 02:28 am (UTC)You are aware that will be your last free meal.
Need to get going...
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:05 am (UTC)...What.
[He immediately closes the bento, and whirls to face France, horrified.]
They don't know how to keep hostages, do they!? [Yeah, they're not kidnapped, but that's besides the point.
Prussia eyes the sky as well, frowning at the worsening weather.]
Yeah.
[But before that, he's going to release his Pokémon.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:40 am (UTC)Where did Canada go? I swear... I forgot how easy that boy was to loose.
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:47 am (UTC)[He says this absentmindedly as he watches his communicator. There's a little blonde nation speaking to him, so he forgets to look for his Pokemon.
He stands abruptly, shouldering his bag. He looks at France with a mixture of disbelief and curiosity.]
Seems your colony showed up. What the hell is going on.
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:48 am (UTC)France-papa! You found your friend!
[He's excited for you, but also a little bit shy. He hides his face behind his pokemon.]
H-hello.
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:51 am (UTC)[Action 2:2]
Date: 2010-10-27 04:53 am (UTC)Canada!
Yes, I found Prussia. He's a failure; don't grow up to be like him.
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Date: 2010-10-27 04:59 am (UTC)A-Ah...so cute.]
It's impossible for this kid to be Canada. [Gives France a Look.] He's an adult. Did you get brain damage and forget?
[Immediately scowls.]
Don't feed him lies about the great Prussia!
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Date: 2010-10-27 05:04 am (UTC)W-well... I-is there someone else named Canada, maybe?
[Canada nods.] That's okay papa, I want to grow up to be just like you anyways!
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Date: 2010-10-27 05:07 am (UTC)No. You're the only Canada. Prussia is mistaken as always.
You're such a good boy. Isn't he, Prussia?
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Date: 2010-10-27 05:22 am (UTC)Don't bullshit me, France. Is this some human child you picked up and named Canada? [His tone indicates that he thinks France is trying to relive the glory days, though he doesn't really blame him.]
[He nearly says aloud, "Thank God he didn't. At least he turned out somewhat decent." Instead he nods in response, he's not willing to deal with a crying child and an over dramatic, pissy France.]
Seems like a nice [WELL BEHAVED] kid.
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Date: 2010-10-27 05:25 am (UTC)[Canada looks over at Prussia and giggles.] No, silly, I'm a colony. That's why nature spirits don't get mad at me for petting them!
[He blushes and hides behind his seel again at the compliments, but he seems pretty happy about it.]
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Date: 2010-10-27 05:30 am (UTC)No. He's mine. My darling New France.
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