Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

No. No one's 'gotten' me. I fell asleep, is all. Dreaming and all that nonsense.

Besides, Japan isn't even here.

[originofawesome]

Your dreams are lame.

[Pause as he looks around.]

And strangely happy.

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Oh for gods sake--I'm allowed happy dreams, you know. They don't all have to be nightmarish or depressing.

[originofawesome]

[He can sympathize with the nightmare and depressing thing, though he won't show it. Instead, he smirks.]

So you dream about Pokémon. I probably don't want to know what other weird stuff you come up with.

[Thoughtful and eager all of a sudden.]

If this is your dream, I demand a Ho-Oh right now!

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

This is the strangest I've had, actually.

[Oh Prussia. England doesn't even know what that is what are playing video games.]

No.

[originofawesome]

...Right. [He doesn't believe that.]

You greedy bastard! _{Fucking British Empire.}

[He almost chucks the Pokégear, but manages to refrain.]

Then let me out of your dream!

1/3

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

I would if I could, but I don't know how. So you'll just have to--

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

[Wait. WAIT WAIT HOLD EVERYTHING.]

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

What did you call me?

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[originofawesome]

What the hell! If you know it's a dream, then it's lucid, so LET ME OUT!

[originofawesome]

[Eyes him oddly.]

I called you what you used to be, though you seemed to not have lost your asshole, controlling nature.

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

It's pointless when there's not much to control.

Hm. I was just surprised, though. I haven't been called that in a long while.

[originofawesome]

...Just let me out, dammit. Your dreams suck.

[taxationwithout.livejournal.com]

Well, you can expect to be trapped here for a long while if that's what you think.

[originofawesome]

[Have some rude gestures, England.]

Fine! I'll find my own way out! You're useless anyway.

[Click. And he hangs up. Good riddance, oh failface Brows.]