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originofawesome[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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[Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 05:30 am (UTC)No. He's mine. My darling New France.
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 05:37 am (UTC)There's nowhere you can get a new colony.
[At least to his knowledge. He hisses in France's ear, careful to keep the child from hearing.]
You're fucking delusional! First Hell, now treating some child like Canada. You're lucky he's here, or I'd knock you to your fucking senses!
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 05:45 am (UTC)Your eyes are red... Does that mean you're special? I think they're pretty!
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 05:49 am (UTC)God gave him to me, so shut up! I don't want to fall any lower than I am now.
1/2 [Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 06:37 am (UTC)[The furious whispering continues.]
I doubt God would do this. [He gestures angrily to the surrounding area and the Pokemon, as well as Canada.] What makes you think you are worthy?
2/3 [Action] i lied
Date: 2010-10-27 06:39 am (UTC)3/3 [Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 06:43 am (UTC)[His demeanor suddenly shifts completely. He grins widely and ruffles Canada's soft hair.]
Hehehe, of course it does! No other nation has red eyes like me!
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-27 06:52 am (UTC)Oh, wow, you really are special! I bet all the pretty girls want to talk to you!
[Action 1:2]
Date: 2010-10-27 06:56 am (UTC)I am not claiming to be worthy of anything in God's light except that perhaps He is giving me a chance to prove myself!
[Action 2:2]
Date: 2010-10-27 06:59 am (UTC)Everyone has different tastes, Canada. It is not good to assume such things. After all, you are very special. When you are older, you'll be so attractive that everyone will want you, but your are still too young for pretty girls right now.
1/2 [Action]
Date: 2010-10-29 06:08 am (UTC)[He does believe God is forgiving, so his snarky reply is really something borne out of the heat of the argument. But then, it was so difficult to believe that He could forgive everything a nation has done.]
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-29 06:13 am (UTC)Obviously! You're smart for a little brat! [Have another pat to the head.]
[He notices the sky again, and feels uneasy about it, though he doesn't know why.]
Stop wasting time, France. Let's go.
[Action]
Date: 2010-10-30 05:56 am (UTC)[He giggles when he gets his head pat.] Th-thank you!
[Action 1:2]
Date: 2010-11-02 02:04 am (UTC)Canada is not a brat. He's the most darling boy ever.
[Action 2:2]
Date: 2010-11-02 02:04 am (UTC)Of course they'll want to hold your hand. They'll want to do other things, too, but you have to be older before I teach you about that.
[Action]
Date: 2010-11-02 02:10 am (UTC)He was your colony, of course he's a brat.
[Groans.]
France, stop wasting time teaching him perverted things.
[He starts to walk towards Cherrygrove, not waiting for France. The guy can follow if he wants.]
[Action]
Date: 2010-11-03 12:16 am (UTC)Yay! Like... Like hugging? [He blushes. Yes, Canada considers hugging a girl to be a big deal.]
W-was? No, silly, I'm still France-papa's colony...
. . . Papa, what does 'perverted' mean?
[Action 1:4]
Date: 2010-11-03 08:28 am (UTC)One day, you will hug many girls.
[Action 2:4]
Date: 2010-11-03 08:29 am (UTC)[Action 3:4]
Date: 2010-11-03 08:30 am (UTC)[Action 4:4]
Date: 2010-11-03 08:30 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2010-11-03 08:47 am (UTC)Actually, kid, "perverted" is world wide term, though it is mostly associated with the French. If you have any brains, you wouldn't listen to everything he says.
[He says this mockingly as they head out of New Bark toward Cherrygrove.]