Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ What is he watching... ]

Japan is no longer here.

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[originofawesome]

[You are watching nothing. It's just your overactive imagination. THERE IS NO FAILURE HERE.]

JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]

So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... [ HE DOESN'T EVEN-- ]

It is obvious that I am kidnapping people so I can stuff them in a Pokémon fun park, watching them squirm and writhe in terror--then expose myself.

Right.

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[originofawesome]

[SPEECHLESS IN THE FACE OF GREATNESS, AMIRITE.]

Kesese. None of that lying bullshit.

[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I am incapable of sending you home to your new yacht.

1/2 [ video ]

[originofawesome]

[He shakes the Pokégear angrily, probably an indication of what he wants to do to Hong Kong.]

The fuck! WHY NOT?

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[originofawesome]

...What kind of yacht? [His compensation for this horrifying experience?]

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Because the port of Hong Kong is closed.

... It's customised to your preferences to the smallest detail on the Prussian eagle.

[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D

[originofawesome]

Give me a damn plane!

[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]

Kesesese! How big is it?

[ video ] so you laaav me :3c

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

I already gave you a yacht.

Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.

1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D<

[originofawesome]

I can accept a first class plane ticket. You're lucky I'm so benevolent and not suing your ass.

[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]

Heh? West gets one too?

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[originofawesome]

YOU KIDNAPPED WEST TOO!?

[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]

[ video ] DON'T DENY

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... If you haven't noticed how shady that sounded yet, I might as well make it clear.

I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]

[ video ] </3 :|

[originofawesome]

[OMG YOU CHEATING, LYING BASTARD.]

Don't lie to me!

[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]

[ video ] /wibbles

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ SAYS THE ALBINO DEVIL ]

I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.

[ video ] /m-must not give in

[originofawesome]

[WHO YOU CALLIN' A DEVIL, YOU...DEVIL.]

...Japan is crazy.

[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]

[ video ] /PUPPY POUT

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

I agree.

Did you at least get a cute pokémon? [ WONDERING... ]

1/2 [ video ] klasdfhgw /can't resist...petpetpet

[originofawesome]

Pokémon?

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[originofawesome]

KESESESE! OF COURSE I WOULD RECEIVE ONE!

[brb digging through his bag like no tomorrow.]

[ video ] HA YOU HAVE FAILED

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ Whip it out like a man, Prussia!!

And he is waiting. ]

1/3 [ video ] >8| ............../claims you as my pet

[originofawesome]

[And he takes out the Pokéball triumphantly!]

2/3 [ video ]

[originofawesome]

[He releases the Pokémon!





...


It is a Pidgey.]

3/3 [ video ] Key words, man

[originofawesome]

[ video ] FFFFFF-a pidgey and I AM NO PET /smacks

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... Pidgey?

[ video ] It had to be done. |D AND YOU ARE NOW. /catches and keeps

[originofawesome]

[No. This is not cool. The great Prussia should have an awesome Pokémon, like a Ho-Oh, or any of the legendaries. Hell, even one of the regular starters you get in the games! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.]