originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OF COURSE I DO!

Japan didn't kidnap us.

We are dead and in Hell.

Good job. You are a genius.

KESESESESESESESESESESE!

[He puffs up, simultaneously looking superior and giving France a "Are you stupid?" look.]

Me? DEAD? Hah! Nothing can kill the great Prussia!

No one is immortal! Even your so-called awesomeness can't save you from your own inability to have citizens to maintain your life.

[Arrogantly, for he doesn't believe you, France, though even he wouldn't claim to end up in Heaven, since he's done a lot of shit in the past.]

If we're dead, then why is Hell the Pokémon world?

[Not saying anything to that last part. His existing after being dissolved is proof enough.]

Because the Pokemon world is not only completely lacking in a fashion industry but also in a sex industry and consumer economy. Only the Devil could devise a world to run so smoothly yet have no rewards.

Besides, can't you here the God forsaken music? It's an introductory to our coming torture.

Edited 2010-10-26 04:27 (UTC)

[Rolls eyes at France's over dramatic nature.]

That's not proof of Hell, France.

[He's alive and kicking, man.]

Yeah, sounds like something Japan would do. [He winces at the increasing peppiness.]

But it is not proof that it isn't Hell, is it?

So perhaps Japan is the Devil, and he awaits us at the gates of Hell after this road...

[He's looking around, watching the overly happy families walk past him with all sorts of cute Pokémon.]

It looks like a theme park.

[Snorts loudly.]

Japan makes cute shit, I doubt he'd be the Devil. He looks like he'd tip over with a good push.

Hell would be like a theme park, full of cute things that turn into flesh-eating monsters in the shadow of the dying sun.

[What the fuck, what kind of childhood did you have. 8|]

...Japan would do that.

[Now he's staring at all the Pokémon suspiciously, including Marianne.]

He would.

Edited 2010-10-26 06:54 (UTC)

[...Just like his. Sigh.]

How do you know that Vulpix [Here he points at it, careful to keep his hand just far enough to not be bitten] isn't a monster as well?

She is not a monster! She is the burning patriotic spirit of my people that will guide me through Hell!

[It explains many things.

Considering France seems to be whole still...]

Fine. [He'll believe France for now. Besides, it's still outlandish to think this place is Hell. Seriously, didn't you pay attention to the Bible, France?]

We're not in Hell, dumb ass.

[This conversation is going nowhere, so he's going to rifle through his bag now.]

We are in Hell. Even though we may not be able to recognize all the trappings, you cannot see beyond the illusions that the Devil may cast to lure us into a false sense of security!

[Prussia would roll his eyes if he could hear this.]

It's pretty easy for you to think somewhere is Hell. It just has to have mediocre food.

[Don't exaggerate the Bible, you heathen!]

OW! The fuck, France!?

[He rubs his head but continues looking through his bag after shooting the other a dirty look. He will not be deterred by the over dramatic blonde.]

KESESESE! Free food!

[He takes out the bento happily.]

This looks like Japan's food.

[He's going to open it now to have a taste.]

You are aware that will be your last free meal.

Need to get going...

[He makes a face right back. Mature, these two.]

...What.

[He immediately closes the bento, and whirls to face France, horrified.]

They don't know how to keep hostages, do they!? [Yeah, they're not kidnapped, but that's besides the point.

Prussia eyes the sky as well, frowning at the worsening weather.]

Yeah.

[But before that, he's going to release his Pokémon.]

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