originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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Give me a damn plane!

[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]

Kesesese! How big is it?

I already gave you a yacht.

Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.

I can accept a first class plane ticket. You're lucky I'm so benevolent and not suing your ass.

[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]

Heh? West gets one too?

YOU KIDNAPPED WEST TOO!?

[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]

... If you haven't noticed how shady that sounded yet, I might as well make it clear.

I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]

[OMG YOU CHEATING, LYING BASTARD.]

Don't lie to me!

[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]

[ SAYS THE ALBINO DEVIL ]

I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.

[WHO YOU CALLIN' A DEVIL, YOU...DEVIL.]

...Japan is crazy.

[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]

I agree.

Did you at least get a cute pokémon? [ WONDERING... ]

Pokémon?

KESESESE! OF COURSE I WOULD RECEIVE ONE!

[brb digging through his bag like no tomorrow.]

[ Whip it out like a man, Prussia!!

And he is waiting. ]

[And he takes out the Pokéball triumphantly!]

[He releases the Pokémon!

...

It is a Pidgey.]

... Pidgey?

[No. This is not cool. The great Prussia should have an awesome Pokémon, like a Ho-Oh, or any of the legendaries. Hell, even one of the regular starters you get in the games! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.]

...

[ He caught on. ] If you train and bond with it, it'll become a magnificent Pidgeot.

[Processing...processing...it's been years since he played Pokémon...

...

He suddenly brightens and smirks.]

Of course! I'll make it the greatest flying Pokémon!

[Pidgey was initially nervous by this new master who didn't seem too happy to see her, but the moment he started crowing praises for her, she cheeps and lands on his head. He doesn't notice, of course.]

I'll be looking forward to that. [ His Pichu heard the chirps aaaand being curious as a little mouse can be, he wanted to see! ]

Pichu! Pi pi! [ He climbed onto Hong Kong's shoulder and peers at the screen. ]

[He grins in response, which turns into a wide-eyed stare. It's obvious he wants one. It's so damn cute, why wouldn't he?]

...That looks like a cuter version of Pikachu.

Pi! Pidgey! [Pidgey greets Hong Kong's Pichu happily, while Prussia jumps, just realizing she was settled on his head.]

Its head is twice as big as its body apparently. [ Jinjing was going to paw towards the screen until he head that. Then the Pichu touches his own face! WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT, feeling around the edges of his head--at least what he can reach.

Hong Kong doesn't notice how his Pichu is trying to figure out what he meant by that though. ]

[Frowns, trying so hard to remember the games.] Is this from a newer version?

Uh...your Pichu [At least that's what it sounded like it said.] is doing something weird.

[Pidgey chitters, clearly laughing at the silly humans.]

It's best to assume so... Not even Japan was familiar with some of the Pokémon here.

[ He finally turns to Jinjing who suddenly stops doing whatever he was doing immediately. As if he wasn't doing it in the first place.

A bit suspicious, he turns back to Prussia. ]

Something weird? [ While Hong Kong isn't looking, Jinjing gives the Pidgey a thumbs up! ]

...[Groans] So he didn't do this then. [Back to square one. Knowing jack shit, which really pissed him off.]

[OH HE SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE PICHU.]

Yeah! He's acting all innocent now!

[Stares accusingly. HE SAW THAT TOO. YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM.

Pidgey gives the equivalent of a bird smirk, and immediately starts preening so Hong Kong won't be suspicious.]

Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D

[ video ] so you laaav me :3c

1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D<

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[ video ] DON'T DENY

[ video ] </3 :|

[ video ] /wibbles

[ video ] /m-must not give in

[ video ] /PUPPY POUT

1/2 [ video ] klasdfhgw /can't resist...petpetpet

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[ video ] HA YOU HAVE FAILED

1/3 [ video ] >8| ............../claims you as my pet

2/3 [ video ]

3/3 [ video ] Key words, man

[ video ] FFFFFF-a pidgey and I AM NO PET /smacks

[ video ] It had to be done. |D AND YOU ARE NOW. /catches and keeps

[ video ] NO /ESCAPES AND RUNS

[ video ] YES /CHASES

[ video ] /RUNS OVER WITH HELLO KITTY CAR

[ video ] THAT'S CHEATING. >( and fff your icon.

[ video ] no it isn't and my icon is totally relevant

[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)

[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one

[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3

[ video ] I... ch-cheated

[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat

[ video ] /DEVOURS

[ video ] /SCREAMS

[ video ] WHAT NOW

[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8