Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[video]

[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

[puffs out her cheeks]

I'm from Japan.

[Action]

[originofawesome]

[Rolls eyes at France's over dramatic nature.]

That's not proof of Hell, France.

[He's alive and kicking, man.]

Yeah, sounds like something Japan would do. [He winces at the increasing peppiness.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I am incapable of sending you home to your new yacht.

[video]

[originofawesome]

You lie. [Because every person in Japan should know of the game's existence.]

1/2 [ video ]

[originofawesome]

[He shakes the Pokégear angrily, probably an indication of what he wants to do to Hong Kong.]

The fuck! WHY NOT?

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

...What kind of yacht? [His compensation for this horrifying experience?]

[originofawesome]

[THE CUTE LITTLE ITALY--]

...You're the uncute one.

[Ugh, disappointed. This is a hallucination if Romano is a child again, and clearly a fail one if it gives him Romano instead of Italy.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Because the port of Hong Kong is closed.

... It's customised to your preferences to the smallest detail on the Prussian eagle.

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Oh bloody hell, not you too.

[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D

[originofawesome]

Give me a damn plane!

[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]

Kesesese! How big is it?

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

But it is not proof that it isn't Hell, is it?



So perhaps Japan is the Devil, and he awaits us at the gates of Hell after this road...

[originofawesome]

Brows?

[SHIT HOW DID JAPAN MANAGE THIS.]

Japan got you too!?

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

No. No one's 'gotten' me. I fell asleep, is all. Dreaming and all that nonsense.

Besides, Japan isn't even here.

[Action]

[originofawesome]

[He's looking around, watching the overly happy families walk past him with all sorts of cute Pokémon.]

It looks like a theme park.

[Snorts loudly.]

Japan makes cute shit, I doubt he'd be the Devil. He looks like he'd tip over with a good push.

[ video ] so you laaav me :3c

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

I already gave you a yacht.

Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.

[originofawesome]

Your dreams are lame.

[Pause as he looks around.]

And strangely happy.

[video]

[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ the mun is on hiatus, but had to tag this. ]

Japan's not here.

1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D<

[originofawesome]

I can accept a first class plane ticket. You're lucky I'm so benevolent and not suing your ass.

[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]

Heh? West gets one too?

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

YOU KIDNAPPED WEST TOO!?

[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]

[britishimports.livejournal.com]

Oh for gods sake--I'm allowed happy dreams, you know. They don't all have to be nightmarish or depressing.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[You lubbu me. Even if we don't know each other yet. 8D]

Yeah, someone told me.

[So grouchy until-]

The hell! Did he get all of Europe?

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Hell would be like a theme park, full of cute things that turn into flesh-eating monsters in the shadow of the dying sun.

[ video ] DON'T DENY

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... If you haven't noticed how shady that sounded yet, I might as well make it clear.

I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]

[video] I CAN'T SLEEP *CRIES*

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[WHAT BUT HE COULD HAVE SWORN--!]

[America winces. Jeez, Prussia.]

He didn't do anything! It's the witches!

[Yes it is. Also, your mom is uneducated.]

[video]

[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

It's not his fault we're stuck here, Prussia.