Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Who was making all the noise this time? Damn it, when a person like him needed daily naps, he expected them to be pleasant and uninterrupted--- okay who the hell was this guy? ...Oh wait. Yeah. The Protestant idiot, right. Why was he in his New World? Don't know, don't care.
Well time to go back to sleep and stuff this noisy thing back where it belongs--



--oh, but laughing at others misfortune is too much fun to pass up~.]

[originofawesome]

[Grumbling and cursing under his breathe as he digs around his bag for bandages. Prussia hasn't noticed the little nation yet, too preoccupied by his scratches.]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[aaaaahhh~ good times~. That was a good laugh~. Romano watches a little more, just to see if anything funny will happen again.



But it's getting boring and he's getting sleepy again and-- insert loud yawn here.]

[originofawesome]

[Prussia jumps, still paranoid after the evil birds attacked him for no reason.]

-The fuck was that?

[Picks up the Pokégear.]

...ITALY!?

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Romano has already put down the pokegear and rolled over to his side to try and get back to sleep when he hears his name. He looks over and pokes the screen.]

...That's right, dumb ass, you want a medal now for recognizing me?

[originofawesome]

[THE CUTE LITTLE ITALY--]

...You're the uncute one.

[Ugh, disappointed. This is a hallucination if Romano is a child again, and clearly a fail one if it gives him Romano instead of Italy.]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[NOT COOL MAN]

...Go stuff your stupid head in a beehive, jack ass!

[he senses that disappointed and wants to punch Prussia in the face. Instead he sits up, grabs the pokegear, and shakes it. SPAIN THINKS HE'S CUTE >8I]

[originofawesome]

[Sorry man. If you just changed that awful attitude...]

Definitely uncute. _{Hallucinations suck.}

[Have an unimpressed, slightly amused look. Since when did you care about Spain's opinion? I'm sure he'll be glad to hear you think so highly of him~]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not changing]

And you're definitely a Protestant bastard but you don't see me complaining, damn it. Go away and find your own place to conquer!

[Have a glare right back at ya. ...Cared since... YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW SINCE WHEN! Tell him and you'll never rest easy again]

[originofawesome]

[Sigh. Of course not.]

Oi oi, I'm the one with the right religion! [bored look, just to be mean] Who wants to conquer you?

[HAH I'd like to see what you can do to me!]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

You're the one with the wrong religion. And the wrong face. Go change it, bastard. [not still mad about the Reformation, nope]

[SHAKING POKEGEAR NOW] Not me, idiot, the New World!

[...Kick you until you are black and blue]

[originofawesome]

Nah, I saw the error of my ways. [Smirk] Oi, you should change your face! Make it cuter! [Yes, because arguing with a child will get you anywhere. Good job Prussia.]

Why would I want the New World? It's full of idiots. [Mostly America, but that's pretty much the New World to him. That, and in present time, there's nothing to conquer anyway.]

[LOL Holding you at a distance with his hand.]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

You were a terrible knight anyway, damn it. [Yep, not sore at all. He glares.] I'm not cute, stupid dumb ass!

Ha, only a moron wouldn't know the advantages of a New World! [Like him, because he can read is educated.]
I-It's also full of pagans and tomatoes, so that means it must be worth-- ...w-well that was the Old New World. This place is the New New World. It's better.

[>8I bites your hand]

[originofawesome]

You wouldn't know how to judge fighting, since you fail at it. [smugly] I was fucking awesome.

Obviously. Italy's the cute one.

[Snorts loudly] You want to conquer the Pokeworld? Only a boring, weak country would want to.

[SDLFHSG SPANKS]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes I would! Damn it, not now but when I get bigger I'll have an army that will crush yours!

...Call my dumb little brother cute again and I'll make sure you won't have a tongue to speak with.

It's not called the Pokeworld, dumbass! Wh-What would you know about it?!

[HEADBUTT]

[originofawesome]

[Oh so smugly] You don't get any better when you grow up. In fact, you get worse.

[Snorts, it's cute and amusing how Romano tries to threaten him.] You can try.

[Rolls eyes] Some fanatic recreated the game.

[HANGS UPSIDE DOWN]