Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[video]

[originofawesome]

Why should I believe you? It looks like something Japan would create.

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

Of course, I suppose it doesn't matter if you believe me or not. I am certain that you'll understand the truth of this world in time-- with or without my help.

[ lmao he is... not really fond of you, prussia ]

[video]

[originofawesome]

Yeah, Japan somehow made Pokémon real. And then kidnapped me and France.

[lolol he is quick to annoy people....sob]

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

... [ kidnapped. countries. what. brb what is this he can't even-- ]

Pardon me, I think I misunderstood you-- I thought you were referring to the country of France as though it was a person.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Raises an eyebrow. Yeah, he's not one for being discreet about anthropomorphic countries.]

A bit slow, aren't ya?

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ lmao he is definitely NOT used to being treated this way. this next is said quite coldly: ]

... I apologise if it's difficult for me to believe that these people are actually named after the countries of France and Japan.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[I'm sorry I'm sorry!

He's only being such an ass about the country thing cause he thinks he's been kidnapped. Yeah. Maybe.

This next part is surprisingly patient, now that he's calmed down a bit. It's normal for people not to believe him.]

We're not named after countries.

[He frowns, not quite sure how to explain.]

France is France.

[He suddenly smirks, adding this last bit like a challenge.]

You'll catch on quick enough. Maybe.

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

[ fff never be sorry! luke needs to be brought down a few pegs, anyway. ]

Hmph. "Catch on"? At the very least, I don't seem to be the one babbling about countries as if they were people.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[...They both do. XD]

I guess not. [His smirk says he's not surprised.]

[He says this thoughtfully, if a bit slowly and condescendingly just to taunt Luke.] You could say we are personifications of countries. We aren't mere people.

[video]

[antiscience.livejournal.com]

The personification of countries? That's a rather heavy claim, don't you think? I'm not sure it's even possible.

[ he narrows his eyes right back at the taunt, though his voice retains its polite, disbelieving edge. this looks to be the start of a beautiful...something. something disastrous, probably. ]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Lazily] Most of the population wouldn't know about us. It would compromise security.

[He just grins at Luke's reaction to his taunt. Yes, a very beautifully disastrous relationship.]