Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[Action]

[originofawesome]

So nothing yet.

[He looks around when Cooper gestures.]

It looks like someone crazy tried to recreate the cartoon.

[Yeah, he's not too impressed, especially when this environment already attacked him. He nods in agreement.]

Better than paperwork.

Re: [Action]

[tapestodiane]

I'm not very familiar with cartoons, but I think I see what you mean.

_{[Oh pff attacking environment, you take that in stride.]}

Agreed. [He smiles, then scans the immediate surroundings.] Assuming you just got here, didn't you also get a partner?

1/3 [Action]

[originofawesome]

Probably an obsessed fan.

[You get used to it, unfortunately. 8|]

Why the hell would kidnappers give us Pokemon?

[Why not. Might as well root through his bag for his Pokeball.]

2/3 [Action]

[originofawesome]

[SUCCESS. THERE IS THE POKEBALL, IN ALL ITS GLORY.

He throws it, definitely excited now.

It opens, to reveal--




Pidgey.]

3/3 [Action]

[originofawesome]

[WHAT. Nononononononono this is not befitting of the great Prussia!]

Re: 3/3 [Action] (ahahah that made me laugh)

[tapestodiane]

[Cooper looks on with GREAT INTEREST and looks pretty happy to see that this man's got a bird pokémon as well! Holmes the Hoothoot has been keeping a pretty low profile, half-asleep some distance away.]

Another bird pokémon then? Well, it seems to be gentler than the wild ones. [He leans down to get a better look, not at all oblivious to Prussia's disappointment, simply choosing to ignore it.]

[Action] \o/ It's totally fitting, despite what Prussia says. 8D

[originofawesome]

[Sob...he's still frozen in horror. Prussia deserves a Pokemon that exudes awesome and induces fear in all (but him of course). He just stares as Pidgey hops up to Cooper curiously.]

Pi Pi?

Re: [Action]

[tapestodiane]

[Cooper squats down to hold out a hand towards the bird, his smile growing as the Pidgey draws closer. He always loved wildlife. This is, in his book, really awesome. No matter if Prussia agrees or not.]

Hey, little fellow. [Then, directed at Prussia, though he's not looking at him] Seems like a good partner.

[Action] Apologies! x_x; Halloween happened.

[originofawesome]

[Pidgey gently pokes at Cooper's hand, wondering if there is any food. When she doesn't find any, she looks up at him accusingly, wondering why he would trick her.]

HAHAHA Of course I would get a good partner! [Cooper's voice snaps him out of his daze. He uses bravado to attempt to cover his surprise.]

Re: [Action] it's cool, don't worry C:

[tapestodiane]

[Cooper gives the little bird a small smile, making to stroke it over the back slightly with a few fingers. Baaw animals.]

Good to hear. You seemed to be quite mispleased there, for a moment. [Cooper does not buy that coverup.]

[Action] <333333

[originofawesome]

[Oh. Well. Petting is acceptable. Pidgey croons and scoots closer to Cooper.]

...OF COURSE NOT. HAHAHAHA.

[Pidgey just harrumphs at Prussia.]

Re: [Action] ahaha so many hearts what! <3

[tapestodiane]

[He strokes the bird over the feathers in quite an excited way. A real life bird!... well almost. And he gets to pet it. Life is great.

...yes. He looks at Prussia with raised eyebrows.]

I can hear you perfectly fine.

[Action] *showers with more hearts* *A*

[originofawesome]

[Pidgey likes this human already. She settles down comfortably.] Pi pi!

[Prussia is staring right back, kind of sulking. He's her owner, dammit!]

Oi, Gilbird. [He's found some treats in his bag, and is now offering them to her.]

Re: [Action] <333!

[tapestodiane]

[Cooper politely withdraws a little from the bird and stands up, to realize his own starter has sort of joined him. He looks at the Hoothoot with a small smile, still regarding the other man from the corner of his eye.]

Would that be her name? Gilbird?

[Action] \o/ <33333

[originofawesome]

[Gilbird hops over to him, happily taking the food. He's pleased that he and his Pokemon seem to be getting along.]

Yeah.

[He jumps when he sees the Hoothoot and points at it.]

Yours?

Re: [Action] :D

[tapestodiane]

I wouldn't want to say that I own him, but yes, this would be my partner. Holmes.

[Holmes isn't very awake, it being daytime and all, but makes a sort of vague hoot-sound. Cooper likes him anyway.]

[Action] I swear you make me want to check out Twin Peaks. XD

[originofawesome]

[Holmes is strange looking...but oddly cute. Prussia holds out a few treats to him.]

Never seen that one before. Did he follow you?

Re: [Action] adsfjsg DO IT. it's gloriously weird and I love it. xD

[tapestodiane]

[Holmes looks uninterested at first, but then slowly takes them and eats them rather happily.]

Yes, well. He was in the pokéball I recieved upon my arrival here. I take it he knows he's supposed to follow me.

[Action] I read a little about it...it does sound strange. XD

[originofawesome]

[He smiles triumphantly and slowly reaches out to pet him.]

Weird. Why the hell would kidnappers give us Pokemon?

Re: [Action] 'strange' is an understatement xD youtube it!

[tapestodiane]

[Holmes allows it but isn't very responsive. Daytime, and all.]

Perhaps 'kidnapping' is the wrong term, in a sense. The goal of this event might be to evaluate our responses to a foreign world, and watch our adaption to it? In any case, there might not be a manevolent motive behind it, even if I agree that we've been brought here against our will.

[Action] PFF. I shall!

[originofawesome]

[He stops after a moment and turns toward Cooper. Gilbird hops around Holmes chattering at him.]

[He frowns angrily.] So we're here for some bastard's entertainment?

Re: [Action] aaand then you must tell me what you think. 8D

[tapestodiane]

[Holmes makes more half-awake hoot-sounds in response to the other bird. Cooper, instead, makes a gesture that wills Prussia to remain calm.]

It's just an idea. I could be completely wrong. I don't have anything substansial to base it on, so the possibility that I am wrong is, in fact, very high.

[Action] I can tell you now that I really like Cooper. 8D;;;

[originofawesome]

[Gilbird eventually gives up and returns to the humans.] Pidgey?

[He mutters angrily.] It makes the most sense out of what everyone has said so far.

[Snorts derisively.] England thinks this is his dream, and France says this is hell.

Re: [Action] gosh I know right I'm totally in love with him a little. xD

[tapestodiane]

[Oh so we have France and England around as well? How extraordinary.]

France and England? How many other countries have been brought here?

[Action] alskdfh I can see that happening to me.

[originofawesome]

[He furrows his brows as he contemplates who he's talked to.]

Hong Kong, China, and Netherlands. America, Canada, and South Italy are here too, but they're too young--Netherlands said there's a weird time thing going on--but that's not possible!

[He ends frustrated. This new world and time thing wasn't logical and pissed him off.]