Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)

[originofawesome]

[Frowns, trying so hard to remember the games.] Is this from a newer version?

Uh...your Pichu [At least that's what it sounded like it said.] is doing something weird.

[Pidgey chitters, clearly laughing at the silly humans.]

[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

It's best to assume so... Not even Japan was familiar with some of the Pokémon here.

[ He finally turns to Jinjing who suddenly stops doing whatever he was doing immediately. As if he wasn't doing it in the first place.

A bit suspicious, he turns back to Prussia. ]

Something weird? [ While Hong Kong isn't looking, Jinjing gives the Pidgey a thumbs up! ]

[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3

[originofawesome]

...[Groans] So he didn't do this then. [Back to square one. Knowing jack shit, which really pissed him off.]

[OH HE SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE PICHU.]

Yeah! He's acting all innocent now!

[Stares accusingly. HE SAW THAT TOO. YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM.

Pidgey gives the equivalent of a bird smirk, and immediately starts preening so Hong Kong won't be suspicious.]

[ video ] I... ch-cheated

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. [ UNEASY, ARE WE...

Odd enough, Hong Kong caught that smirk and squints a bit more. ]

P-piiiiii! [ HK, THAT MAN IS SCARING ME!! The Pichu hides in his trainer's shirt. ]

[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat

[originofawesome]

Fuck. [Well, with his brain, he'll figure out this situation in no time!]

[He's pouting scowling now.]

And now he's acting like I'm the one who did something!

[Pidgey peers at Hong Kong and Pichu innocently.] Pidgey?

[ video ] /DEVOURS

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

I am sure that you did nothing wrong, Prussia.

[ Except being scary-looking, lol. He isn't going to say anything about that and how he thinks that Pidgey is going to troll Prussia later.

Not at all. ]

[ video ] /SCREAMS

[originofawesome]

[Pompously] Of course I didn't.

[Okay, it's true that he's a bad ass, but still, he didn't mean to. 8(

Pidgey huffs unhappily, since Pichu is showing no signs of coming out, so she pecks Prussia's head for scaring him.]

OW! What the hell, Gilbird!?

[Now he's trying to grab her to properly reprimand her, but she just hops around his head, out of his grasp. He curses, not paying attention to the communicator anymore.]

[ video ] WHAT NOW

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

... I think she likes you.

Or she thinks your brain is made up of worms. [ Then Jinjing pops out of Hong Kong's shirt to take a look! ]

[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8

[originofawesome]

[Prussia only grumbles in response, tired from attempting to grab Gilbird. She settles on his head and coos, appeased when Jinjing appears again. It seems she has decided that his hair is her new nest.]

_{Damn rat.}