originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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I'll be looking forward to that. [ His Pichu heard the chirps aaaand being curious as a little mouse can be, he wanted to see! ]

Pichu! Pi pi! [ He climbed onto Hong Kong's shoulder and peers at the screen. ]

[He grins in response, which turns into a wide-eyed stare. It's obvious he wants one. It's so damn cute, why wouldn't he?]

...That looks like a cuter version of Pikachu.

Pi! Pidgey! [Pidgey greets Hong Kong's Pichu happily, while Prussia jumps, just realizing she was settled on his head.]

Its head is twice as big as its body apparently. [ Jinjing was going to paw towards the screen until he head that. Then the Pichu touches his own face! WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT, feeling around the edges of his head--at least what he can reach.

Hong Kong doesn't notice how his Pichu is trying to figure out what he meant by that though. ]

[Frowns, trying so hard to remember the games.] Is this from a newer version?

Uh...your Pichu [At least that's what it sounded like it said.] is doing something weird.

[Pidgey chitters, clearly laughing at the silly humans.]

It's best to assume so... Not even Japan was familiar with some of the Pokémon here.

[ He finally turns to Jinjing who suddenly stops doing whatever he was doing immediately. As if he wasn't doing it in the first place.

A bit suspicious, he turns back to Prussia. ]

Something weird? [ While Hong Kong isn't looking, Jinjing gives the Pidgey a thumbs up! ]

...[Groans] So he didn't do this then. [Back to square one. Knowing jack shit, which really pissed him off.]

[OH HE SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE PICHU.]

Yeah! He's acting all innocent now!

[Stares accusingly. HE SAW THAT TOO. YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM.

Pidgey gives the equivalent of a bird smirk, and immediately starts preening so Hong Kong won't be suspicious.]

Unfortunately. [ UNEASY, ARE WE...

Odd enough, Hong Kong caught that smirk and squints a bit more. ]

P-piiiiii! [ HK, THAT MAN IS SCARING ME!! The Pichu hides in his trainer's shirt. ]

Fuck. [Well, with his brain, he'll figure out this situation in no time!]

[He's ~~pouting~~ scowling now.]

And now he's acting like I'm the one who did something!

[Pidgey peers at Hong Kong and Pichu innocently.] Pidgey?

I am sure that you did nothing wrong, Prussia.

[ Except being scary-looking, lol. He isn't going to say anything about that and how he thinks that Pidgey is going to troll Prussia later.

Not at all. ]

[Pompously] Of course I didn't.

[Okay, it's true that he's a bad ass, but still, he didn't mean to. 8(

Pidgey huffs unhappily, since Pichu is showing no signs of coming out, so she pecks Prussia's head for scaring him.]

OW! What the hell, Gilbird!?

[Now he's trying to grab her to properly reprimand her, but she just hops around his head, out of his grasp. He curses, not paying attention to the communicator anymore.]

... I think she likes you.

Or she thinks your brain is made up of worms. [ Then Jinjing pops out of Hong Kong's shirt to take a look! ]

Edited 2010-10-28 03:46 (UTC)

[Prussia only grumbles in response, tired from attempting to grab Gilbird. She settles on his head and coos, appeased when Jinjing appears again. It seems she has decided that his hair is her new nest.]

_{Damn rat.}

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[ video ] /RUNS OVER WITH HELLO KITTY CAR

[ video ] THAT'S CHEATING. >( and fff your icon.

[ video ] no it isn't and my icon is totally relevant

[ video ] IT TOTALLY IS. D< (ack sorry about that)

[ video ] NO IT ISN'T and it's okay, little one

[ video ] ADMIT THAT YOU CHEATED. and <3

[ video ] I... ch-cheated

[ video ] There, was that so hard? Good pet. /patpat

[ video ] /DEVOURS

[ video ] /SCREAMS

[ video ] WHAT NOW

[ video ] /claws hole through your stomach to escape D8