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originofawesome) wrote2010-10-25 08:21 pm
originofawesome) wrote2010-10-25 08:21 pm
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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town
[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
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Prussia.
Where the fuck is Johto? Some place in Japan?
[Prussia's only played red and blue version, and that was years ago...]
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I'm afraid Johto isn't any sort of place in the world we know. For our purposes, it is its own world entirely.
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...What.
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... Unbelievable, maybe. But I assure you that it's true.
Still, if you're having trouble believing me, perhaps you should see for yourself.
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[ lmao he is... not really fond of you, prussia ]
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[lolol he is quick to annoy people....sob]
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Pardon me, I think I misunderstood you-- I thought you were referring to the country of France as though it was a person.
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A bit slow, aren't ya?
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... I apologise if it's difficult for me to believe that these people are actually named after the countries of France and Japan.
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He's only being such an ass about the country thing cause he thinks he's been kidnapped. Yeah. Maybe.
This next part is surprisingly patient, now that he's calmed down a bit. It's normal for people not to believe him.]
We're not named after countries.
[He frowns, not quite sure how to explain.]
France is France.
[He suddenly smirks, adding this last bit like a challenge.]
You'll catch on quick enough. Maybe.
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Hmph. "Catch on"? At the very least, I don't seem to be the one babbling about countries as if they were people.
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I guess not. [His smirk says he's not surprised.]
[He says this thoughtfully, if a bit slowly and condescendingly just to taunt Luke.] You could say we are personifications of countries. We aren't mere people.
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[ he narrows his eyes right back at the taunt, though his voice retains its polite, disbelieving edge. this looks to be the start of a beautiful...something. something disastrous, probably. ]
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[He just grins at Luke's reaction to his taunt. Yes, a very beautifully disastrous relationship.]