Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[originofawesome]

[THE CUTE LITTLE ITALY--]

...You're the uncute one.

[Ugh, disappointed. This is a hallucination if Romano is a child again, and clearly a fail one if it gives him Romano instead of Italy.]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[NOT COOL MAN]

...Go stuff your stupid head in a beehive, jack ass!

[he senses that disappointed and wants to punch Prussia in the face. Instead he sits up, grabs the pokegear, and shakes it. SPAIN THINKS HE'S CUTE >8I]

[originofawesome]

[Sorry man. If you just changed that awful attitude...]

Definitely uncute. _{Hallucinations suck.}

[Have an unimpressed, slightly amused look. Since when did you care about Spain's opinion? I'm sure he'll be glad to hear you think so highly of him~]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not changing]

And you're definitely a Protestant bastard but you don't see me complaining, damn it. Go away and find your own place to conquer!

[Have a glare right back at ya. ...Cared since... YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW SINCE WHEN! Tell him and you'll never rest easy again]

[originofawesome]

[Sigh. Of course not.]

Oi oi, I'm the one with the right religion! [bored look, just to be mean] Who wants to conquer you?

[HAH I'd like to see what you can do to me!]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

You're the one with the wrong religion. And the wrong face. Go change it, bastard. [not still mad about the Reformation, nope]

[SHAKING POKEGEAR NOW] Not me, idiot, the New World!

[...Kick you until you are black and blue]

[originofawesome]

Nah, I saw the error of my ways. [Smirk] Oi, you should change your face! Make it cuter! [Yes, because arguing with a child will get you anywhere. Good job Prussia.]

Why would I want the New World? It's full of idiots. [Mostly America, but that's pretty much the New World to him. That, and in present time, there's nothing to conquer anyway.]

[LOL Holding you at a distance with his hand.]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

You were a terrible knight anyway, damn it. [Yep, not sore at all. He glares.] I'm not cute, stupid dumb ass!

Ha, only a moron wouldn't know the advantages of a New World! [Like him, because he can read is educated.]
I-It's also full of pagans and tomatoes, so that means it must be worth-- ...w-well that was the Old New World. This place is the New New World. It's better.

[>8I bites your hand]

[originofawesome]

You wouldn't know how to judge fighting, since you fail at it. [smugly] I was fucking awesome.

Obviously. Italy's the cute one.

[Snorts loudly] You want to conquer the Pokeworld? Only a boring, weak country would want to.

[SDLFHSG SPANKS]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes I would! Damn it, not now but when I get bigger I'll have an army that will crush yours!

...Call my dumb little brother cute again and I'll make sure you won't have a tongue to speak with.

It's not called the Pokeworld, dumbass! Wh-What would you know about it?!

[HEADBUTT]

[originofawesome]

[Oh so smugly] You don't get any better when you grow up. In fact, you get worse.

[Snorts, it's cute and amusing how Romano tries to threaten him.] You can try.

[Rolls eyes] Some fanatic recreated the game.

[HANGS UPSIDE DOWN]