Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Back for --

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

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[ PFFFFT. ]

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[originofawesome]

[He's too depressed and hungry to notice that someone is watching him. Catching food was a fail. Catching a decent Pokemon was also a fail. Sob.]

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Hey! That's not a failure!

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[originofawesome]

[NOOOOOOOOOO MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS. DAMN HIS POKEGEAR.]

It's not good for food or fighting. It fails.

[Just...saying this mechanically. He gives up training for the night.]

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

My, my~! What a lovely Pokemon! And such a lively color! It's certainly not a failure! You might hurt it's feelings if you call it that...

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[originofawesome]

It's a fish.

With no meat.

Or battle skills.

[He looks at Lis, and sees no change in expression. In fact, it seems like it may not have heard.]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

I thought you said you were good at this?

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[originofawesome]

I was trying to catch dinner, not a Pokemon!

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

You caught a Fishie too!

[She has one that's evolve but won't say a word...Plus, she calls him Fish]

[originofawesome]

You have one too?

[You poor child. He'd feel sorry for you, but he's too caught up in his own self pity.]

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

A fish? They really do come in all different kinds, don't they.

[Says the mage with an owl perched on his head.]

[originofawesome]

[OF ALL FISH WHY THIS ONE. THE MOST USELESS ONE OF ALL. Prussia just...pokes it again.]

[video]

[originofawesome]

Fuck off.

[Getting a Magikarp instead of dinner or a great Pokemon seems to have sucked the energy out of Prussia. He's tired, hungry and can't seem to get rid of the fish, no matter how many times he's tossed her back in the water.]

[noodlegoggles]

A...fish? I didn't know you could go fishing here...

[originofawesome]

[NOT JUST ANY FISH. IT IS THE FAILURE OF ALL FISHES.]

It's not worth it. [He scowls at the Magikarp.]

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[biteisbigger.livejournal.com]

...??

[ why you so horrified D: ]

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[originofawesome]

[He doesn't realize the feed is on as he continues staring at the Magikarp. She flops around, sometimes dribbling water from her mouth onto the pier. He tries tossing her back into the water, but she leaps back next to him.]

<sub>What the hell.


[ooc:ah...could I say that Prussia has a Growlithe egg now? :D; /not sure how these things work...]</sub>

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

It looks completely useless.

[ video ] late lkasdfhg sorry!

[originofawesome]

[Oh, thanks for rubbing it in.]

It is useless.

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[justicereigns]

Get used to it. I'm convinced the things breed worse than rabbits.

[video] Ahhh I'm so sorry for being late.

[originofawesome]

[They're everywhere!? Prussia just groans and flops over.]

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Oh? You've caught one too, aru?

[video] DSLFHG late i be sorry D:

[originofawesome]

[Why are you reminding him of this. Never mind the physical reminder in front of him.]

So you have a useless fish.

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[broken-tool.livejournal.com]

[Brb, trying hard not to laugh. Though he just smiles instead, IT'S BETTER, RIGHT.]

I am sure that it will become something terrifying, then you will have been proud you caught such a fine Pokemon. [Though just ignore Akemi laughing in the background.]

[Video]

[originofawesome]

[Jerk. NO IT ISN'T. He pouts glares at the screen.]

Don't humor me.

[He'll just give the evil eye to Akemi.]