![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
video! lol what is this. How did you bring this out in him. XD
Date: 2010-11-04 05:42 am (UTC)For most of his lifetime, he stood alone, and he was proud to do so. It may say something about his personality (and perhaps people avoided him out of fear or annoyance), but he usually didn't give a shit about others.]
Cocona, right? Don't give a crap about what other people say.
[He grins.]
Except for me, obviously.
video! because cocona is a tiny little girl with discrimination problems D8
Date: 2010-11-04 03:30 pm (UTC)1/2 video! That was evil, but he totally deserved it. XD
Date: 2010-11-04 03:43 pm (UTC)Brat!
[Oh, if he could strangle her right now.]
2/3 video! I lied.
Date: 2010-11-04 03:46 pm (UTC)She can't even save herself.
3/3 video!
Date: 2010-11-04 03:48 pm (UTC)I'll teach her to be awesome!
[...Somehow. Sob.]
video! she didn't mean to trick you prussia-taaan EVERYTHING IS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS /sunglasses
Date: 2010-11-04 03:54 pm (UTC)and +150 strength statif you tried to strangle her, Prussia. + CREEPY POKEMON.]One day. I'm going to catch a Magikarp and raise it with lots of love so that at least one of them can be happy!
video! SO YOU CLAIM /stares at suspiciously
Date: 2010-11-04 04:06 pm (UTC)He's not sure why someone would bother raising something so useless, though he could admire her passion.]
If you want to waste your time. Though mine will be more awesome~
video! ... well, she might have watched and learned from the tsun+yan+kuu dere trio back home |Dc
Date: 2010-11-04 04:25 pm (UTC)And she pities all dem Magikarps being used as mace and being thrown. 8(]
Is that a challenge, Mr. Prussia?!
video! NO LEARN TO BE A NORMAL, CUTE GIRL.
Date: 2010-11-04 04:39 pm (UTC)Why, can't handle one?
video! IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8(
Date: 2010-11-04 04:45 pm (UTC)Let's battle one day, Mr. Prussia!
video! BUT WHY T__T
Date: 2010-11-04 05:20 pm (UTC)Don't disappoint me~
video! her home world is pretty messed up s-sob
Date: 2010-11-04 05:24 pm (UTC)video! askdlfhg poor girl D8
Date: 2010-11-04 05:36 pm (UTC)They can handle anything.
What Pokemon do you have?
[ooc: fff and what level? I want to know how much he has to train. xDDD]
video! some crazy stuff man |Dc BUT SHE LIVED and that's all that matters
Date: 2010-11-04 05:44 pm (UTC)video!......what kind of world is this :|
Date: 2010-11-04 06:00 pm (UTC)[Smart child. Don't provoke the ego.
He doesn't see a point in battling with the Magikarp, since all they'll do is flop around, but he doesn't say anything. Maybe they can somehow gain experience from each other.]
[ooc: HELLO serious catching up.
He keeps challenging people with higher level Pokemon. X|PFF too bad Prussia has no such mentality. It's more likely that he'll toss her at a Pokemon and hope she won't faint.]video! a world where she lost her mentality twice 8(
Date: 2010-11-04 06:08 pm (UTC)video! alksfdhg COCONAAA ;_; Prussia doesn't like the sound of this.
Date: 2010-11-04 06:39 pm (UTC)[ooc: He'll make sure to train out of sight then. |D]
video! ;A; i would have cried at that part if they didn't put an innuendo in there 8(
Date: 2010-11-04 06:42 pm (UTC)Will you be training to get badges too, Mr. Prussia?
video! You make me want to check out her canon. NO TIME. TAT
Date: 2010-11-04 06:50 pm (UTC)Peh, I'll take care of the gym leader in no time!
video! if you want to get 100% everything, it would require 80+ hours of your time ;A;
Date: 2010-11-04 06:57 pm (UTC)video! ..... *gurgles* .........WIKI FTW
Date: 2010-11-04 07:14 pm (UTC)I don't need luck! [He laughs] I'll see you around~
[With that, he turns off the Pokegear.]