Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[video] hm, didn't know you could get one. Also, lol wtf interesting way to phrase it, Jack. XD

[originofawesome]

[If this happened earlier in the day, he probably would've bounced back a lot better. As it is, he just wants to fall asleep and pretend it didn't happen.

He practically spits it out.] It has no fangs. It doesn't have anything but that stupid expression!

[He narrows his eyes, you dare accuse him of just flopping down uselessly? You definitely have his attention now.]

Tch, something like this won't bring me down! Just watch, [He jabs his finger at the screen viciously.] I'll make it awesome!

[Granted, the only thing he can think of happening is her defense being raised so she won't be KO'd right away. Whatever, he'll give her the best defense possible then.]

[video]Bros for life.<3Prussia totally needs one, considering this place is full of kids and pansies

[originofawesome]

[Oh, he saw what you did there. He tries to glare at Jack, but the corners of his mouth quirk up instead.]

Jackass.

[He looks into the screen arrogantly.]

You'll be sorry for underestimating me!

[He grins, more genuinely this time, and the next bit is said as a promise to himself, Jack, and Lisbeth.]

You won't wait long before you are in the face of greatness!

[video] FFF Jack, I don't understand you, but you're cute. XDDDDD

[originofawesome]

KESESESE! I LOOK FORWARD TO KICKING YOUR ASS!