Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

LOL JACK <3333

[originofawesome]

Kesesese, even if I was in one, some lame orderlies can't keep me anywhere!

[He says the next bit in a slow, condescending manner.]

Here, I'll say it again for your benefit. I am the personification of the country, Prussia. Every country has their own personification.

klalsdkfhg XDDDDDDD Now he'll just think Prussia is some insane ass who likes to look at dicks. Sob.

[originofawesome]

[Sneers] Didn't think you had the brain capacity to comprehend this.

WELL UH...............everything but the looking at dicks part..............at least Jack's. =A=

[originofawesome]

[Snerk - might as well play along. This guy's too dumb to get the nation concept.]

You mean known for being slowass idiots.

[Grins]

And apparently for rudeness as well. Your name?

That's okay, he doesn't care to know. :|

[originofawesome]

[Exasperated sigh.]

That is my name, dumb ass.