Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[Video] sorry for the lateness. Halloween happened. |D;

[originofawesome]

Hah!

[sneers] I've known Japan for years. He just gets weirder with time!

[Video] I'm equally late, so it's okay |D

[trollsikebukuro.livejournal.com]

And you're completely normal, passing judgment like you have, correct?

[Video] We can be awesome late buddies. 8D

[originofawesome]

[smirks arrogantly] I'm obviously better than normal. I wouldn't expect a mere human like you to know this.

[Video] I approve of this plan! |D

[trollsikebukuro.livejournal.com]

[He's already kind of picked up on the way the countries are - even if he doesn't completely buy it] You're just as human as the rest of us here, you know.

But please, do continue to tell me just how you are better. Your arrogance is pretty fun to listen to.