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originofawesome) wrote2010-10-25 08:21 pm
originofawesome) wrote2010-10-25 08:21 pm
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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town
[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
JAPAN!
[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]
This is your fault!
[He jabs his finger at the screen.]
I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-
[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]
Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.
[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]
[Action]
[He giggles when he gets his head pat.] Th-thank you!
[Action 1:2]
Canada is not a brat. He's the most darling boy ever.
[Action 2:2]
Of course they'll want to hold your hand. They'll want to do other things, too, but you have to be older before I teach you about that.
[Action]
He was your colony, of course he's a brat.
[Groans.]
France, stop wasting time teaching him perverted things.
[He starts to walk towards Cherrygrove, not waiting for France. The guy can follow if he wants.]
[Action]
Yay! Like... Like hugging? [He blushes. Yes, Canada considers hugging a girl to be a big deal.]
W-was? No, silly, I'm still France-papa's colony...
. . . Papa, what does 'perverted' mean?
[Action 1:4]
One day, you will hug many girls.
[Action 2:4]
[Action 3:4]
[Action 4:4]
[Action]
Actually, kid, "perverted" is world wide term, though it is mostly associated with the French. If you have any brains, you wouldn't listen to everything he says.
[He says this mockingly as they head out of New Bark toward Cherrygrove.]