originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[...WHAT DID HE JUST SEE.]

U-um...Mister Japan left, sir...

[And your foreign language is weird.]

[YOU SAW NOTHING.

After finally losing the Spearow, Prussia returns to retrieve his stuff. He's covered in stratches, dirt, and leaves, looking rather pissed off.]

You mean he kidnapped me and then left!? That little shit!

[No, it's not, uneducated brat.]

[WHAT BUT HE COULD HAVE SWORN--!]

[America winces. Jeez, Prussia.]

He didn't do anything! It's the witches!

[Yes it is. Also, your mom is uneducated.]

[Stop hallucinating like England. Geez.]

...WHAT.

[lkasfhg Pagans and their witches! He needs to go burn them where are they---no wait, it's not the middle ages anymore.]

[He has no mom. :c]

[HEY. He can't help it--wait but he didn't--boo.]

Witches!

[C'mon, man get with the program. The Puritans can't burn all the witches, y'know.]

[Lady who kicked you out would beg to differ]

[HEH. SEE. YOU'RE AROUND ENGLAND TOO MUCH. Come hang with Prussia.]

There are no witches, kid. At least not in Pokémon.

[What are you talking about. 8(]

[WELL YEAH HE'S KIND OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. Are you sure the awesome won't cause esplosions?]

Witches inside...

[Your face. Also, he's taking this the wrong way. Warning.]

[CUE SOBBING AND LOTS OF IT]

I-I knew they were bad!! I knew it!

[You need to shift your priorities man. And what's wrong with explosions.]

[Fuck life.]

[What is his life. WHY PRUSSIA OF ALL PEOPLE. CRYING ~~BABY~~ KID. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HE'S COMPLETELY FROZEN OH GOD.]

[He nearly tosses his Pokégear, but instead clutches it, panic all over his face and body.]

D-Don't cry kid! Stop crying!

[Sob how do you handle children and crying. This is why he didn't have colonies.]

LOOK! SEE!

[He's now showing America the nearby Pokémon.]

Pokémon are too awesome to let witches near them!

[My priorities are awesome, yo. And they stay awesome. We don't want masses of land blowing up, it makes the air gross.]

[CRYINGCRYINGCRYING--wait huh]

Y-you're...[sniffle] you're sure, sir?

[FINE YOU HAVE A POINT.]

[FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP CRYING. Latching onto this tiny reprieve like no tomorrow. He puffs up pompously ~~in order to hide the panic...which probably doesn't work too well.~~]

Of course!

[Looks America in the eye.]

Something you should know, kid. I'm always right and awesome.

[YEAH SO. I win.]

[NO THE CRYING WILL NEVER--okay it's stopping a little. This guy has so much confidence, hot damn.]

Awesome?

[Bullshit.]

[Damn straight he does. Well, aren't you lucky, America. You get the prime example of awesome right in front of you.]

I'm the very definition.

[Then it occurs to him that maybe America doesn't know the meaning.]

It means 'impressive' and 'awe-inspiring'.

[*victorious*]

[Responding well to confidence, get!]

Oh! Then why doesn't England use it?

[NO]

'Cause he's not awesome!

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[video] I CAN'T SLEEP *CRIES*

[video] CAUSE YOU MISS ME TOO MUCH.

[video] WHY YOU DO DIS TO ME ;A;

[video] I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU MISS ME.

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