originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[His head is growing even bigger, if that's possible. He's so smug right now, it's probably unbearable.]

Obviously! You're smart for a little brat! [Have another pat to the head.]

[He notices the sky again, and feels uneasy about it, though he doesn't know why.]

Stop wasting time, France. Let's go.

[Canada glows.] Y-you really think girls will like me, papa? [Oh, he's so excited. Girls are cute, after all!] D-do you think they'll want to hold hands? I've always wanted to hold hands with a girl...

[He giggles when he gets his head pat.] Th-thank you!

Canada is not a brat. He's the most darling boy ever.

Of course they'll want to hold your hand. They'll want to do other things, too, but you have to be older before I teach you about that.

[Have a kick to your shin, you bastard. Also, it was meant in an endearing way, dammit! And just to be an ass (he doesn't really believe this, he just likes picking on France):]

He was your colony, of course he's a brat.

[Groans.]

France, stop wasting time teaching him perverted things.

[He starts to walk towards Cherrygrove, not waiting for France. The guy can follow if he wants.]

[Oh, so many compliments for Canada today! He's overjoyed. He giggles.]

Yay! Like... Like hugging? [He blushes. Yes, Canada considers hugging a girl to be a big deal.]

W-was? No, silly, I'm still France-papa's colony...

. . . Papa, what does 'perverted' mean?

One day, you will hug many girls.

You'll be mine forever, Canada. I promise I'll always take care of you.

"Perverted" is a very bad word, Canada, and it's a very Prussian word. You should only use it when referring to Prussia.

[He rolls his eyes. It's just his luck that he's stuck with a disillusioned, theatrical asshole.]

Actually, kid, "perverted" is world wide term, though it is mostly associated with the French. If you have any brains, you wouldn't listen to everything he says.

[He says this mockingly as they head out of New Bark toward Cherrygrove.]

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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