Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

[video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

True, I don't want to be here either, but I don't know how to get back home, aru. So it looks like you're stuck here like everyone else, aru.

You've also appeared at a bad time, aru. The weather has been cloudy for a long time, aru. I've also been hearing rumors that something big is going to be happening very soon, aru.

[video]

[originofawesome]

That's 'cause you're not awesome enough to figure it out.

[That's...a weird thing to say, China.]

What the hell are you talking about? Cloudy weather is nothing.

[video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

I don't know. The sky has gone from a cloudy grey, to a dark ominous sky. It might be a bad omen, aru.

[video] I AM SO SORRY. I DIDN'T THINK HALLOWEEN STUFF WOULD EAT MY LIFE.

[originofawesome]

[Loud scoffing.]

Tch! Still superstitious, old man?

[video] It's all good.

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Call me what you like, but I just know something is going to happen, aru.

Wait... Did you just call me 'old?'

[A dark aura is beginning to loom about.]

[video] \o/

[originofawesome]

[Pfft whatever. Waving off your concerns and totally will regret it later.]

[Smirk] Losing your hearing already?

[...IGNORE. :D]