originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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Tell it to use tackle! And use up your potions to keep him alive! [GOGOGO PRUSSIA. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON THAT SMALL BIRD THING.]

[He's still frozen in horror. This is not fitting for the great Prussia.]

[...]

Mister! Snap out of it!

[Stares at her.]

That's a Pidgey.

Mister! It's either that or you're bird food!

[He snaps out of it.]

Peh! No stupid bird can get me!

[Whatever happened earlier...didn't happen. Yeah.]

[Pidgey doesn't like how dismissive Prussia is with birds, so she hops over and pecks his foot.]

Shit!

[...]

Tell it to use Tackle!

[He's rubbing his foot and scowling accusingly at Pidgey, who looks very justified.]

Tackle what?

The Spearow?

[THEY'RE STILL AROUND!? Prussia is looking around frantically and flinches when he sees one still remaining, watching him with beady eyes. His first instinct is to chuck a rock at it, but then...he DID have a Pokemon...]

Er...Pidgey! TACKLE!

[He points at the Spearow. At first, it looks like Pidgey isn't going to listen, but after a moment, she flies at the Spearow, who is knocked out of the tree and caws indignantly as it flies off.]

KESESESESE!!

[He offers his hand to Pidgey, who lands on it.]

My Pokemon is awesome!

[Pidgey preens under the praise and petting.]

Wow, Mister! That was pretty cool! [She gives him a small applause to back up her statement.]

[He soaks up the applause like a sponge. He likes you, kid.]

KESESESESESESESESE!!!!!!! I'm always awesome! And so is Gilbird!

[Awesome name for an awesome bird, amirite.]

Gilbird sounds like a cute name!

[Speaking of names...]

Ah... I'm Cocona, Mister! What's your name?

[Gilbird puffs up proudly. Of course she would receive a cute name!]

I am the great Prussia.

[It's your lucky day, Cocona, to meet such an amazing person.]

Well, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Prussia! Will you be able to go on okay?

[She should be honored!]

[Gilbird settles herself on top of his head.] Pi Pi!

Obviously!

[What do you take him for, an incompetent failface? ~~You didn't see the Spearow. Yeah.~~]

[Yes, yes she should.]

Don't forget to train your Pokemon, Mr. Prussia!

[She's seen a lot of fail!faces, man. Prussia doesn't top that... yet. 8(]

Hehehe of course! Can't let my Pokemon slack off.

[...That's...kind of sad.]

Oi, where are you at?

I'm about to leave Violet City!

[Consults his map and frowns.]

Pretty damn far.

I'm sure you'll still be able to make it, Mr. Prussia!

HAHA OBVIOUSLY I WOULD!

I wish you luck, Mr. Prussia~

[grins] I don't need luck.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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[video] ACK grammar mistake. my bad. DX

[video] That's okay! :> we all make mistakes~

[video] <333

[video] <3 :3c

[video] hello, I am late. >_O

[video] D8< stupid time zones and sleeping schedules /late tooo

[video] YEAH WHO NEEDS SLEEP AND TIME ZONES. D<

[video] s-sob i do ;A;

1/2 [video] YOU WEAKLING---sob I do too. ;_;

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[video] ;3; i was born weak /rolls

[video] Me too apparently. We can be weak together. ;^;

[video] WEAK FRIENDS, UNITE- ... what are we spreading

[video] FTW - we are spreading our awesomeness!

[video] WE SHALL BE WRITTEN IN HISTORY BOOKS /gets out a stamp

[video] AS THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE EVER.

[video] HELL YEEEAAAAH WE GOT AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF A HISTORY BOOK

[video] CAUSE WE'RE THAT IMPORTANT.

[video] YEAH /CROSSES ARMS AND SUNGLASSES

[video] alsdkfhg sorry, Halloween plans took longer than expected orz

[video] it's okay! route was pretty quiet during halloween night |D

[video] Ah okay. I was afraid of missing a lot. ^^;

[video] naah |Db

[video] <33