originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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I-I'm Canada!

Um... Where are you? I don't know how to give it to you through the box...

...No fucking way.

[He snorts loudly.] Canada is an adult who makes awesome pancakes.

Show me where you are with the...uh...box, and I'll find you. [Yeah...he's not about to make a kid find him in this weird place. If he really is Canada, France would kill him if he didn't find the little nation soon.]

W-well, I-I'm not an adult... But I do make pancakes a lot...

[He holds up the pokegear to show where he is at the moment, which is near the edge of New Bark.]

[PINGED BY PANCAKES.]

Yeah? With maple syrup?

Stay put, kid.

[Seems nearby. He's going to find Canada now.]

Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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