originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[Just kind of staring at his Pokegear here, resisting the urge to laugh. Really, how dumb do you have to be to crush the nests of those mean looking birds that badly? But, he's resisting the laughing well enough to at least talk.]

You have not been kidnapped by anyone, at least that I am aware of. And you may wish to pay attention to where you are going next time, sometimes the local wildlife do not appreciate their territory treaded upon.

[Dude, he didn't see them. They were well hidden, okay!? THEY LOOKED LIKE ORDINARY BUSHES.]

Then how the hell did I end up here? [Were the drinks he had last night laced with something? Alright, no more taking drinks from strangers, no matter how sexy. ~~This will last all of one week.~~]

[Sulkily] They were in my way.

[Pft. Should've been paying more attention, though~]

I cannot tell you how, but I know that was not it. Some of us were dead before we ended up in this place, so it cannot be kidnappings. [LOGIC, USE IT, PRUSSIA. And, seriously, don't get drunk in this place, that's a horrible idea forever.]

[Just. A small smile to try and cheer him up a bit from the sulking.] You can go around them, they only attack if you are a threat to them or their nests.

[Too busy yelling at Japan. It's important enough to require his focus.]

[Wait...WHAT. That's not possible, and his expression definitely says it. He may not be the smartest person, but he's not that stupid, and he's insulted you're trying to pull one over him.]

...Ha. HA! Don't try to bullshit me. [He starts out laughing, but it ends in a hiss.

But drinking is fun. :c]

[Still sulking.]

[Stop yelling at Japan, there's no reason to be that upset when it's not his fault, right? D: Though he manages to keep up his demeanor, despite the fact he's more than a little annoyed with Prussia's mouth and the like.]

It certainly is not that, I have personal experience with it, myself.

[IT TOTALLY IS. WHO ELSE WOULD CREATE SUCH A PLACE.

Can you blame the guy? Death is no laughing matter, especially for a nation created to fight.

There was no way Haku could fake that tone or expression. Prussia would know, he had seen too many battles. This girl, a pretty and young one at that, did not seem to have died in the most peaceful way. His expression and tone immediately change to a somber one.]

Was it a glorious one?

[Typically a rude question, unless between soldiers.]

[It wasn't terribly hard to pick out that fact from his tone, though he was still a bit taken aback from the fact he'd bluntly asked him that. Taking a moment or two he merely found a place to sit at, allowing his Seel to place herself in his lap to be content with the contact.]

I served my purpose, though from what I have been told from others that were there... It did not accomplish as much as I hoped it would.

[Prussia settles down as well, careful to have a wall against his back so he wouldn't be caught off guard, and so no one else can see the screen.]

You did what you had to. [His voice is soft, but full of conviction.]

Do you have regrets?

[Oh, good, he's stopped being loud and obnoxious. This is a step in the right direction.]

Not many, there is not much I could do to change the past or change what had happened. If nothing else, I could hope I could have kept myself and Zabuza-san from that battle, though that is hardly a viable option. [Really, as much as he believes his death was pretty much in vain, there's not much he could've done to prevent it when he truly thinks about it.]

[Enjoy it while it lasts. Hardly any are privy to this side of him.

It is good that Haku already knew there is no use for "what ifs".]

No use dwelling on it. [Advice he would do well to follow, but that's neither here nor there.

There's a long pause before he speaks, his tone brusque, though not harsh.]

Your name?

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