originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[CUE SOBBING AND LOTS OF IT]

I-I knew they were bad!! I knew it!

[You need to shift your priorities man. And what's wrong with explosions.]

[Fuck life.]

[What is his life. WHY PRUSSIA OF ALL PEOPLE. CRYING ~~BABY~~ KID. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HE'S COMPLETELY FROZEN OH GOD.]

[He nearly tosses his Pokégear, but instead clutches it, panic all over his face and body.]

D-Don't cry kid! Stop crying!

[Sob how do you handle children and crying. This is why he didn't have colonies.]

LOOK! SEE!

[He's now showing America the nearby Pokémon.]

Pokémon are too awesome to let witches near them!

[My priorities are awesome, yo. And they stay awesome. We don't want masses of land blowing up, it makes the air gross.]

[CRYINGCRYINGCRYING--wait huh]

Y-you're...[sniffle] you're sure, sir?

[FINE YOU HAVE A POINT.]

[FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP CRYING. Latching onto this tiny reprieve like no tomorrow. He puffs up pompously ~~in order to hide the panic...which probably doesn't work too well.~~]

Of course!

[Looks America in the eye.]

Something you should know, kid. I'm always right and awesome.

[YEAH SO. I win.]

[NO THE CRYING WILL NEVER--okay it's stopping a little. This guy has so much confidence, hot damn.]

Awesome?

[Bullshit.]

[Damn straight he does. Well, aren't you lucky, America. You get the prime example of awesome right in front of you.]

I'm the very definition.

[Then it occurs to him that maybe America doesn't know the meaning.]

It means 'impressive' and 'awe-inspiring'.

[*victorious*]

[Responding well to confidence, get!]

Oh! Then why doesn't England use it?

[NO]

'Cause he's not awesome!

[Wait...England?]

[He doesn't sound like one of England's people.]

How do you know Brows?

[YES, ACTUALLY.]

Yes he is! [DEFENSIVE]

I'm America! Colony of Great Britain!

He isn't. [amused grin]

[WHAT. So not only is France delusional, so is this kid and England! WHAT THE HELL. WHY IS HE STUCK WITH ALL THESE DISILLUSIONED PEOPLE.]

[He clearly can't rely on these people. Not that that is a surprise. Useless bastards.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

W-why are you laughing?!

Hahahaha America isn't a child anymore, so stop bullshitting me!

[smirks widely] England no longer has colonies.

_{[ooc: Also...tomorrow, can I ask you to help me prettify my lj? With all that sprite stuff. 8D;;;]}

[GASP. HORRIFIED, INSULTED GASP.]

Y-you're lying! I'm England's colony!

If you're from the future, then I'm not...I'm not that big, yet. [He doesn't actually know ANYTHING about his future other than California, McDonalds, and I R Hero?]

[[ooc: adlfkaj OF COURSE~! ♥! I'll be on around...5-ish, CST :D]]

You're either stupid, or your school is shitty.

[Future what?]

What the hell, you're crazy. _{England's fault, I bet. Kids are fucking weird.}

[...What a lovely future to look forward to. 8|]

_{[ooc: Thanks! *A* ♥ I'll try to be on...it's a little early for me. XD]}

Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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2/? [video] THIS I WHY HE ISN'T NICE. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT.

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[video] Done!

[video] also, GO TROLL AUSTRIA

[video] Why aren't you appearing on my flist. I was waiting for you to post. DX

[video] I don't know THAT IS SO WEIRD. But I've posted with him, I promise~!

[video] 1/2 Okay, I'll go look.

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[video] I need to think of a proper greeting for Austria. XD

[video] you have down well, Young Prussia.

[video] Cause I'm that awesome. ;D

[video] Pffft. and wtf self "down well"?

[video] XD <3 ALSO I MEANT 21st century! WE'RE SO AWESOME AMIRITE.