Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[video] I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU MISS ME.

[originofawesome]

[HEH. SEE. YOU'RE AROUND ENGLAND TOO MUCH. Come hang with Prussia.]

There are no witches, kid. At least not in Pokémon.

[What are you talking about. 8(]

[video] 1/?? WHY NOT *SOBS*

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[WELL YEAH HE'S KIND OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. Are you sure the awesome won't cause esplosions?]

Witches inside...

[Your face. Also, he's taking this the wrong way. Warning.]

[video] 2/?

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[video] 3/??

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[video] 4/:^

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[video] 5/6

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[video] 6/7 I lied :T

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[video] 7/7 DONE

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[CUE SOBBING AND LOTS OF IT]

I-I knew they were bad!! I knew it!

1/? [video] OH MY GOD. LOLOL SHIT.

[originofawesome]

[You need to shift your priorities man. And what's wrong with explosions.]

2/? [video] THIS I WHY HE ISN'T NICE. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT.

[originofawesome]

[Fuck life.]

3/? [video]

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5/? [video]

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[What is his life. WHY PRUSSIA OF ALL PEOPLE. CRYING BABY KID. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HE'S COMPLETELY FROZEN OH GOD.]

6/6 [video]

[originofawesome]

[He nearly tosses his Pokégear, but instead clutches it, panic all over his face and body.]

D-Don't cry kid! Stop crying!

[Sob how do you handle children and crying. This is why he didn't have colonies.]

LOOK! SEE!

[He's now showing America the nearby Pokémon.]

Pokémon are too awesome to let witches near them!

[video]

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[My priorities are awesome, yo. And they stay awesome. We don't want masses of land blowing up, it makes the air gross.]

[CRYINGCRYINGCRYING--wait huh]

Y-you're...[sniffle] you're sure, sir?

[video]

[originofawesome]

[FINE YOU HAVE A POINT.]

[FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP CRYING. Latching onto this tiny reprieve like no tomorrow. He puffs up pompously in order to hide the panic...which probably doesn't work too well.]

Of course!

[Looks America in the eye.]

Something you should know, kid. I'm always right and awesome.

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[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[YEAH SO. I win.]

[NO THE CRYING WILL NEVER--okay it's stopping a little. This guy has so much confidence, hot damn.]

Awesome?

[video]

[originofawesome]

[Bullshit.]

[Damn straight he does. Well, aren't you lucky, America. You get the prime example of awesome right in front of you.]

I'm the very definition.

[Then it occurs to him that maybe America doesn't know the meaning.]

It means 'impressive' and 'awe-inspiring'.

[video]

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

[*victorious*]

[Responding well to confidence, get!]

Oh! Then why doesn't England use it?

[video] 1/3

[originofawesome]

[NO]

'Cause he's not awesome!

[video]

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[Wait...England?]

[video]

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[He doesn't sound like one of England's people.]

How do you know Brows?

[video]

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[YES, ACTUALLY.]

Yes he is! [DEFENSIVE]

I'm America! Colony of Great Britain!

[video] 1/?

[originofawesome]

He isn't. [amused grin]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[WHAT. So not only is France delusional, so is this kid and England! WHAT THE HELL. WHY IS HE STUCK WITH ALL THESE DISILLUSIONED PEOPLE.]