originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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I wouldn't want to say that I own him, but yes, this would be my partner. Holmes.

[Holmes isn't very awake, it being daytime and all, but makes a sort of vague hoot-sound. Cooper likes him anyway.]

[Holmes is strange looking...but oddly cute. Prussia holds out a few treats to him.]

Never seen that one before. Did he follow you?

[Holmes looks uninterested at first, but then slowly takes them and eats them rather happily.]

Yes, well. He was in the pokéball I recieved upon my arrival here. I take it he knows he's supposed to follow me.

[He smiles triumphantly and slowly reaches out to pet him.]

Weird. Why the hell would kidnappers give us Pokemon?

[Holmes allows it but isn't very responsive. Daytime, and all.]

Perhaps 'kidnapping' is the wrong term, in a sense. The goal of this event might be to evaluate our responses to a foreign world, and watch our adaption to it? In any case, there might not be a manevolent motive behind it, even if I agree that we've been brought here against our will.

[He stops after a moment and turns toward Cooper. Gilbird hops around Holmes chattering at him.]

[He frowns angrily.] So we're here for some bastard's entertainment?

[Holmes makes more half-awake hoot-sounds in response to the other bird. Cooper, instead, makes a gesture that wills Prussia to remain calm.]

It's just an idea. I could be completely wrong. I don't have anything substansial to base it on, so the possibility that I am wrong is, in fact, very high.

[Gilbird eventually gives up and returns to the humans.] Pidgey?

[He mutters angrily.] It makes the most sense out of what everyone has said so far.

[Snorts derisively.] England thinks this is his dream, and France says this is hell.

[Oh so we have France and England around as well? How extraordinary.]

France and England? How many other countries have been brought here?

[He furrows his brows as he contemplates who he's talked to.]

Hong Kong, China, and Netherlands. America, Canada, and South Italy are here too, but they're too young--Netherlands said there's a weird time thing going on--but that's not possible!

[He ends frustrated. This new world and time thing wasn't logical and pissed him off.]

I take it you're referring to the different timelines that seem to be apparent here? I have met a person who says he's from 1964, and of course Canada from the 18th century, but otherwise I can't say I've encountered it. [Brief pause] What year are you from?

[Maybe England was right about magic--No! The island nation is crazy, and he'll just...ignore it for now.]

_Insane.

2010. What about you?

[Well this is very much interesting to Cooper. The future - fantastic.]

1989. So, from my perspective, you're actually from the future. [He pauses] _Incredible.

[He smirks haughtily.]

Can't expect anything less from someone like me!

[He almost sounds like he purposely traveled to the past except it wasn't possible. In Prussia's mind, those from the future had the advantage, and it automatically made him better.]

[Cooper totally picks up on this attitude and looks sort of bemused, but doesn't comment.]

I don't expect there's been anything revolutionary in those 21 years?

[He blinks. God, where did he start? He almost answers, but then he remembers all those time traveling stories where messing with time royally fucked things over.]

Don't wanna mess with space time continuum. Let's just say there's a lot to look forward to~ [And a lot of terrible things as well, but if he said that, he wouldn't be quite as superior now, would he?]

_{[ooc: I hope that's the right term...I'm too lazy to look it up. |D]}

[Cooper looks sort of amused at this. Also, he seems to raise his eyebrows a lot at this man.]

I imagine there will be, yes.
_{_{[OOC: not even sure what you're referring to so it probably was 8D]}}

[Prussia causes that reaction in a lot of people (if he's lucky). Usually there's more "This guy is insane."

He frowns at the sky, finally taking notice of the weather.]

I should probably go find the frog.

_{[ooc: sdlkfhg lol sorry, when I get tired, I get very unspecific. |D;;]}

[Cooper frowns in question.]

Frog? A creature or a person with a lucky nickname?

_{[ooc: ahaa, don't worry! <3]}

[Smugly] A creature also known as France.

[Gotta love European relations. Full of friendly hate.]

...I see.

[Cooper has to ponder that for a second, but then decides to leave it.]

I'll let you find him or her, then. I'll keep moving. It was nice meeting you.

[He sort of means it!]

[Cooper should ask England all about France sometime.]

France is a bearded fop.

[He does a short wave in Cooper's direction. The man was interesting and a bit odd, but not unpleasant.]

[He nods in parting and keeps going along the route.]

_{[OOC: haha, I like what they've got going here. it's great fun tagging with you, for the record. :D]}

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

Re: [Action] :D

[Action] I swear you make me want to check out Twin Peaks. XD

Re: [Action] adsfjsg DO IT. it's gloriously weird and I love it. xD

[Action] I read a little about it...it does sound strange. XD

Re: [Action] 'strange' is an understatement xD youtube it!

[Action] PFF. I shall!

Re: [Action] aaand then you must tell me what you think. 8D

[Action] I can tell you now that I really like Cooper. 8D;;;

Re: [Action] gosh I know right I'm totally in love with him a little. xD

[Action] alskdfh I can see that happening to me.

Re: [Action] I take it you also see why I love playing him ahaha;o; <3

[Action]Yesss. He's so cute and charming. <333

Re: [Action] and adorable in his coffee-addictive ways <3

[Action] alksfdh I already want to hug him and drag him around everywhere.

Re: [Action] watch the series I urge you! :D

[Action] lkasdfhg OKAY SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK ANYWAY. Watch me disappear from tagging. XD

Re: [Action] ahaha deergod HOW LATE IS IT THERE ANYWAY. or was. -patpats- xDD

[Action] IT'S ACTUALLY EARLY...I'm just not a morning person. XD

Re: [Action] xDD a night owl like me then?

[Action] Night owls ftw! 8D...........though now that I look at the time, it isn't early anymore. XD

Re: [Action] hahaha, what timezone are you in anyway? xDD

[Action] PST. You?

Re: [Action] GMT+1. Europe, man!