Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

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[originofawesome]

Uh huh.

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[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as Pokemon back at home! [said with all of the conviction of a ten-year-old]

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[originofawesome]

Are you from some backwards country?

[lolol he's amused by your kiddy brattiness.]

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[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

[puffs out her cheeks]

I'm from Japan.

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[originofawesome]

You lie. [Because every person in Japan should know of the game's existence.]

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[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

I'm not a liar!

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[originofawesome]

[What is this, arguing with a ten year old.]

If you're from Japan, how can you not know about Pokemon? You should at least recognize Pikachu.

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[wannasingasong.livejournal.com]

There are no Pokemon in Japan. [SO MATURE]

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[originofawesome]

[Rolls eyes]

Japan invented the damn game!

[LISTEN DAMN YOU. HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT.]