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Trainer Information || Pokémon || Inventory

Current Status
Location: Violet City
Travel Companions: N/A
Employment: Pokécenter – Information Tech
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( His awesome team~ )

( What he lugs around. )

_{Thanks to veelociraptor for editing the person on my trainer card. ♥

Updated as of 11/26/10. Screw it, I'll edit the trainer card later. XD}

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Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

[Of course, that's when he finally manages to find a flash light, to reveal several angry Onix and Geodudes staring at him accusingly. It seems they don't take kindly to being trampled all over. At least it explains why the ground was moving. Guess it wasn't an earthquake. Prussia doesn't bother responding, he just turns and bolts as they start chasing him.]

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Diary of the Awesome Me 003 || Video || Route 32 || Backdated to about a week ago.

KESESESESESE! DUE TO MY GREATNESS, GILBIRD HAS EVO–

[Shouting and pleased chirping accompany a blur of colors as the Pokegear swings wildly around. This lasts for all of three seconds, and there is now a view of white hair, and a very accomplished Pidgeotto sitting on top of said head like she did as a Pidgey. She cocks her head and eyes her trainer curiously, not quite sure as to why he is lying on the ground, flailing.]

_{[ooc: I don’t have internet at the moment, unless I go somewhere that has wifi, so I probably can only tag a little bit today and the next few days. I’ll do my best to get to all my tags soon, so I hope you don’t think I’m neglecting any. ^^;; Sorry for the slowness. I'll also try to post for the event this weekend~]}

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]