Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[originofawesome]

[NOOOOOOOOOO MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS. DAMN HIS POKEGEAR.]

It's not good for food or fighting. It fails.

[Just...saying this mechanically. He gives up training for the night.]

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

No! Because if you train it with love and care, it'll get to be really strong! And then it won't try and eat you!

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[originofawesome]

Bullshit.

[He eyes the Magikarp. Lis doesn't look like it'll be eating anything anytime soon.]


_{[ooc: Oh yeah, I edited my LJ entry. Go ahead and try to convince him she'll be strong, but don't say it'll become a Gyarados, or how she will be strong. |D Drag out the despair amirite.]}

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Uh... It learns tackle at level 15!

[]

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[originofawesome]

What'll that do, flop uselessly at the opponent?

_{[ooc: I belatedly realized I forgot to put the note. |D;; Also my nouns fail.]}

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

I saw some people throwing Magikarp at the Pokemon, but that's a bit mean...

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[originofawesome]

[Snorts] That probably won't even give it experience, just traumatize it.

[Stares at the blank expression on Lisbeth's face.]

If it will even notice.

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Of course it will, Mr. Prussia! Pokemon have feelings too! And Magikarp is a Pokemon too!

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[originofawesome]

[He scrutinizes the quickly tiring Magikarp. He thinks you're trying to making him feel better, and he's not convinced at all.]

Maybe she can do a weak version of Water Gun.

[Lisbeth spurts out a weak trickle of water, as if she was trying make him feel better.]

...

[Sob.]

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[GOOD. Because this is a tiny girl that was scolding him instead. 8( why coconaaaa]

Mr. Prussia, did you have any bad stuff back in your home world?

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[originofawesome]

[He's distracted temporarily by this sudden question. His expression is guarded now.]

There's bad things everywhere.

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

W-Well, um, I meant the bad stuff like people staying away from you because you're a certain... [She doesn't really know how to say it, but tries her best with childish explanations!] ... person.

Like! Um... If you heard someone say that birds are bad and they give out curses, but it's not true. But then people start staying away from birds... [Then she trails off... not really knowing how to put her thoughts into words.]

video! lol what is this. How did you bring this out in him. XD

[originofawesome]

[He doesn't say anything at first, rather baffled and unsure of why this girl would decide to confide in him.

For most of his lifetime, he stood alone, and he was proud to do so. It may say something about his personality (and perhaps people avoided him out of fear or annoyance), but he usually didn't give a shit about others.]

Cocona, right? Don't give a crap about what other people say.

[He grins.]

Except for me, obviously.

video! because cocona is a tiny little girl with discrimination problems D8

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Pokemon are like people too! But you know, a Magikarp is still a fish! And fish can't do much on land. It can still swim and who knows? Maybe you can teach her how to be a lifeguard just in case someone can't swim!

1/2 video! That was evil, but he totally deserved it. XD

[originofawesome]

[YOU TRICKED HIM. He stares at her in slack-jawed surprise. Then he glares at her sulkily.]

Brat!

[Oh, if he could strangle her right now.]

2/3 video! I lied.

[originofawesome]

[She made her point, though he won't admit to it.]

She can't even save herself.

3/3 video!

[originofawesome]

[He says this next bit as though it was his idea all along. (At the very least, it'll save him a self-righteous lecture)]

I'll teach her to be awesome!

[...Somehow. Sob.]

video! she didn't mean to trick you prussia-taaan EVERYTHING IS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS /sunglasses

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She would power whack you with her baton and +150 strength stat if you tried to strangle her, Prussia. + CREEPY POKEMON.]

One day. I'm going to catch a Magikarp and raise it with lots of love so that at least one of them can be happy!

video! SO YOU CLAIM /stares at suspiciously

[originofawesome]

[asdflhg little girls aren't supposed to do that! D8

He's not sure why someone would bother raising something so useless, though he could admire her passion.]

If you want to waste your time. Though mine will be more awesome~

video! ... well, she might have watched and learned from the tsun+yan+kuu dere trio back home |Dc

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She is a supreme vanguard! >8D

And she pities all dem Magikarps being used as mace and being thrown. 8(]

Is that a challenge, Mr. Prussia?!

video! NO LEARN TO BE A NORMAL, CUTE GIRL.

[originofawesome]

[But that's all they're good for. D:]

Why, can't handle one?

video! IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8(

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

No, I can do it! I will definitely do it!

Let's battle one day, Mr. Prussia!

video! BUT WHY T__T

[originofawesome]

[He grins.]

Don't disappoint me~

video! her home world is pretty messed up s-sob

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

With her, you have two Pokemon, right? Then to make it fair, I'll only use the Magikarp I catch and Diane!

video! askdlfhg poor girl D8

[originofawesome]

[He waves it off.]

They can handle anything.

What Pokemon do you have?


_{[ooc: fff and what level? I want to know how much he has to train. xDDD]}