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originofawesome) wrote2010-11-03 08:08 pm
originofawesome) wrote2010-11-03 08:08 pm
Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32
[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]
…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]
…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
[video]
[Getting a Magikarp instead of dinner or a great Pokemon seems to have sucked the energy out of Prussia. He's tired, hungry and can't seem to get rid of the fish, no matter how many times he's tossed her back in the water.]
[video] hm, didn't know you could get one. Also, lol wtf interesting way to phrase it, Jack. XD
He practically spits it out.] It has no fangs. It doesn't have anything but that stupid expression!
[He narrows his eyes, you dare accuse him of just flopping down uselessly? You definitely have his attention now.]
Tch, something like this won't bring me down! Just watch, [He jabs his finger at the screen viciously.] I'll make it awesome!
[Granted, the only thing he can think of happening is her defense being raised so she won't be KO'd right away. Whatever, he'll give her the best defense possible then.]
[video]Bros for life.<3Prussia totally needs one, considering this place is full of kids and pansies
Jackass.
[He looks into the screen arrogantly.]
You'll be sorry for underestimating me!
[He grins, more genuinely this time, and the next bit is said as a promise to himself, Jack, and Lisbeth.]
You won't wait long before you are in the face of greatness!
[video] FFF Jack, I don't understand you, but you're cute. XDDDDD