Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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video!

[originofawesome]

[He scrutinizes the quickly tiring Magikarp. He thinks you're trying to making him feel better, and he's not convinced at all.]

Maybe she can do a weak version of Water Gun.

[Lisbeth spurts out a weak trickle of water, as if she was trying make him feel better.]

...

[Sob.]

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[GOOD. Because this is a tiny girl that was scolding him instead. 8( why coconaaaa]

Mr. Prussia, did you have any bad stuff back in your home world?

video!

[originofawesome]

[He's distracted temporarily by this sudden question. His expression is guarded now.]

There's bad things everywhere.

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

W-Well, um, I meant the bad stuff like people staying away from you because you're a certain... [She doesn't really know how to say it, but tries her best with childish explanations!] ... person.

Like! Um... If you heard someone say that birds are bad and they give out curses, but it's not true. But then people start staying away from birds... [Then she trails off... not really knowing how to put her thoughts into words.]

video! lol what is this. How did you bring this out in him. XD

[originofawesome]

[He doesn't say anything at first, rather baffled and unsure of why this girl would decide to confide in him.

For most of his lifetime, he stood alone, and he was proud to do so. It may say something about his personality (and perhaps people avoided him out of fear or annoyance), but he usually didn't give a shit about others.]

Cocona, right? Don't give a crap about what other people say.

[He grins.]

Except for me, obviously.

video! because cocona is a tiny little girl with discrimination problems D8

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Pokemon are like people too! But you know, a Magikarp is still a fish! And fish can't do much on land. It can still swim and who knows? Maybe you can teach her how to be a lifeguard just in case someone can't swim!

1/2 video! That was evil, but he totally deserved it. XD

[originofawesome]

[YOU TRICKED HIM. He stares at her in slack-jawed surprise. Then he glares at her sulkily.]

Brat!

[Oh, if he could strangle her right now.]

2/3 video! I lied.

[originofawesome]

[She made her point, though he won't admit to it.]

She can't even save herself.

3/3 video!

[originofawesome]

[He says this next bit as though it was his idea all along. (At the very least, it'll save him a self-righteous lecture)]

I'll teach her to be awesome!

[...Somehow. Sob.]

video! she didn't mean to trick you prussia-taaan EVERYTHING IS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS /sunglasses

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She would power whack you with her baton and +150 strength stat if you tried to strangle her, Prussia. + CREEPY POKEMON.]

One day. I'm going to catch a Magikarp and raise it with lots of love so that at least one of them can be happy!

video! SO YOU CLAIM /stares at suspiciously

[originofawesome]

[asdflhg little girls aren't supposed to do that! D8

He's not sure why someone would bother raising something so useless, though he could admire her passion.]

If you want to waste your time. Though mine will be more awesome~

video! ... well, she might have watched and learned from the tsun+yan+kuu dere trio back home |Dc

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She is a supreme vanguard! >8D

And she pities all dem Magikarps being used as mace and being thrown. 8(]

Is that a challenge, Mr. Prussia?!

video! NO LEARN TO BE A NORMAL, CUTE GIRL.

[originofawesome]

[But that's all they're good for. D:]

Why, can't handle one?

video! IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8(

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

No, I can do it! I will definitely do it!

Let's battle one day, Mr. Prussia!

video! BUT WHY T__T

[originofawesome]

[He grins.]

Don't disappoint me~

video! her home world is pretty messed up s-sob

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

With her, you have two Pokemon, right? Then to make it fair, I'll only use the Magikarp I catch and Diane!

video! askdlfhg poor girl D8

[originofawesome]

[He waves it off.]

They can handle anything.

What Pokemon do you have?


_{[ooc: fff and what level? I want to know how much he has to train. xDDD]}

video! some crazy stuff man |Dc BUT SHE LIVED and that's all that matters

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Diane is a Bellsprout and the other Pokemon will be a Magikarp... [aka the weakest Pokemon she has, but she's not going to tell him that because she has an ego sensor!]

video!......what kind of world is this :|

[originofawesome]

A plant and a fish~ [He muses thoughtfully. He's already working out weaknesses and strengths.] Contact me when you're ready.

[Smart child. Don't provoke the ego.

He doesn't see a point in battling with the Magikarp, since all they'll do is flop around, but he doesn't say anything. Maybe they can somehow gain experience from each other.]


_{[ooc: HELLO serious catching up. He keeps challenging people with higher level Pokemon. X| PFF too bad Prussia has no such mentality. It's more likely that he'll toss her at a Pokemon and hope she won't faint.]}

video! a world where she lost her mentality twice 8(

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

If there a mouse in there too, I think the battle would be really hard! But it'll have to be a while before I can battle you, Mr. Prussia. I'm in Goldenrod City. I'll be in Violet City for the tournament though!

video! alksfdhg COCONAAA ;_; Prussia doesn't like the sound of this.

[originofawesome]

<sub>Why the hell is everyone so damn far ahead?


[ooc: He'll make sure to train out of sight then. |D]</sub>

video! ;A; i would have cried at that part if they didn't put an innuendo in there 8(

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

When everything turned all blocky, the roads got shorter!

Will you be training to get badges too, Mr. Prussia?

video! You make me want to check out her canon. NO TIME. TAT

[originofawesome]

I couldn't get past Violet. [Frowns.]

Peh, I'll take care of the gym leader in no time!

video! if you want to get 100% everything, it would require 80+ hours of your time ;A;

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

I wish you luck, Mr. Prussia! But maybe catching a rock would help too! Since the Violet City's gym leader uses birds, like your Pidgey!

video! ..... *gurgles* .........WIKI FTW

[originofawesome]

[He'd ruffle your hair if this was in person. He'll just settle for looking arrogantly amused instead.]

I don't need luck! [He laughs] I'll see you around~

[With that, he turns off the Pokegear.]