originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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And you're completely normal, passing judgment like you have, correct?

[smirks arrogantly] I'm obviously better than normal. I wouldn't expect a mere human like you to know this.

[He's already kind of picked up on the way the countries are - even if he doesn't completely buy it] You're just as human as the rest of us here, you know.

But please, do continue to tell me just how you are better. Your arrogance is pretty fun to listen to.

One day, you will hug many girls.

You'll be mine forever, Canada. I promise I'll always take care of you.

"Perverted" is a very bad word, Canada, and it's a very Prussian word. You should only use it when referring to Prussia.

[He rolls his eyes. It's just his luck that he's stuck with a disillusioned, theatrical asshole.]

Actually, kid, "perverted" is world wide term, though it is mostly associated with the French. If you have any brains, you wouldn't listen to everything he says.

[He says this mockingly as they head out of New Bark toward Cherrygrove.]

[Exasperated sigh.]

That is my name, dumb ass.

[Cooper politely withdraws a little from the bird and stands up, to realize his own starter has sort of joined him. He looks at the Hoothoot with a small smile, still regarding the other man from the corner of his eye.]

Would that be her name? Gilbird?

[Gilbird hops over to him, happily taking the food. He's pleased that he and his Pokemon seem to be getting along.]

Yeah.

[He jumps when he sees the Hoothoot and points at it.]

Yours?

I wouldn't want to say that I own him, but yes, this would be my partner. Holmes.

[Holmes isn't very awake, it being daytime and all, but makes a sort of vague hoot-sound. Cooper likes him anyway.]

[Holmes is strange looking...but oddly cute. Prussia holds out a few treats to him.]

Never seen that one before. Did he follow you?

[Holmes looks uninterested at first, but then slowly takes them and eats them rather happily.]

Yes, well. He was in the pokéball I recieved upon my arrival here. I take it he knows he's supposed to follow me.

[He smiles triumphantly and slowly reaches out to pet him.]

Weird. Why the hell would kidnappers give us Pokemon?

[Holmes allows it but isn't very responsive. Daytime, and all.]

Perhaps 'kidnapping' is the wrong term, in a sense. The goal of this event might be to evaluate our responses to a foreign world, and watch our adaption to it? In any case, there might not be a manevolent motive behind it, even if I agree that we've been brought here against our will.

[He stops after a moment and turns toward Cooper. Gilbird hops around Holmes chattering at him.]

[He frowns angrily.] So we're here for some bastard's entertainment?

[Holmes makes more half-awake hoot-sounds in response to the other bird. Cooper, instead, makes a gesture that wills Prussia to remain calm.]

It's just an idea. I could be completely wrong. I don't have anything substansial to base it on, so the possibility that I am wrong is, in fact, very high.

[Gilbird eventually gives up and returns to the humans.] Pidgey?

[He mutters angrily.] It makes the most sense out of what everyone has said so far.

[Snorts derisively.] England thinks this is his dream, and France says this is hell.

[Oh so we have France and England around as well? How extraordinary.]

France and England? How many other countries have been brought here?

[He furrows his brows as he contemplates who he's talked to.]

Hong Kong, China, and Netherlands. America, Canada, and South Italy are here too, but they're too young--Netherlands said there's a weird time thing going on--but that's not possible!

[He ends frustrated. This new world and time thing wasn't logical and pissed him off.]

I take it you're referring to the different timelines that seem to be apparent here? I have met a person who says he's from 1964, and of course Canada from the 18th century, but otherwise I can't say I've encountered it. [Brief pause] What year are you from?

[Maybe England was right about magic--No! The island nation is crazy, and he'll just...ignore it for now.]

_Insane.

2010. What about you?

[Well this is very much interesting to Cooper. The future - fantastic.]

1989. So, from my perspective, you're actually from the future. [He pauses] _Incredible.

[He smirks haughtily.]

Can't expect anything less from someone like me!

[He almost sounds like he purposely traveled to the past except it wasn't possible. In Prussia's mind, those from the future had the advantage, and it automatically made him better.]

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[Video] I'm equally late, so it's okay |D

[Video] We can be awesome late buddies. 8D

[Video] I approve of this plan! |D

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That's okay, he doesn't care to know. :|

Re: [Action] <333!

[Action] \o/ <33333

Re: [Action] :D

[Action] I swear you make me want to check out Twin Peaks. XD

Re: [Action] adsfjsg DO IT. it's gloriously weird and I love it. xD

[Action] I read a little about it...it does sound strange. XD

Re: [Action] 'strange' is an understatement xD youtube it!

[Action] PFF. I shall!

Re: [Action] aaand then you must tell me what you think. 8D

[Action] I can tell you now that I really like Cooper. 8D;;;

Re: [Action] gosh I know right I'm totally in love with him a little. xD

[Action] alskdfh I can see that happening to me.

Re: [Action] I take it you also see why I love playing him ahaha;o; <3

[Action]Yesss. He's so cute and charming. <333

Re: [Action] and adorable in his coffee-addictive ways <3

[Action] alksfdh I already want to hug him and drag him around everywhere.