originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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[He snaps out of it.]

Peh! No stupid bird can get me!

[Whatever happened earlier...didn't happen. Yeah.]

[Pidgey doesn't like how dismissive Prussia is with birds, so she hops over and pecks his foot.]

Shit!

True, I don't want to be here either, but I don't know how to get back home, aru. So it looks like you're stuck here like everyone else, aru.

You've also appeared at a bad time, aru. The weather has been cloudy for a long time, aru. I've also been hearing rumors that something big is going to be happening very soon, aru.

[Some crazy man kidnapped them all. There's going to be an international crisis. This is going to be really messy, and West will force him to help with the paperwork.]

...I don't want to go back.

...Just let me out, dammit. Your dreams suck.

Well, you can expect to be trapped here for a long while if that's what you think.

You wouldn't know how to judge fighting, since you fail at it. [smugly] I was fucking awesome.

Obviously. Italy's the cute one.

[Snorts loudly] You want to conquer the Pokeworld? Only a boring, weak country would want to.

[SDLFHSG SPANKS]

[Rolls eyes]

Japan invented the damn game!

[LISTEN DAMN YOU. HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT.]

[Lazily] Most of the population wouldn't know about us. It would compromise security.

[He just grins at Luke's reaction to his taunt. Yes, a very beautifully disastrous relationship.]

Suit yourself. The novelty wears off after two weeks.

Why would He do something like that?

[He does believe God is forgiving, so his snarky reply is really something borne out of the heat of the argument. But then, it was so difficult to believe that He could forgive everything a nation has done.]

[His head is growing even bigger, if that's possible. He's so smug right now, it's probably unbearable.]

Obviously! You're smart for a little brat! [Have another pat to the head.]

[He notices the sky again, and feels uneasy about it, though he doesn't know why.]

Stop wasting time, France. Let's go.

[Bullshit.]

[Damn straight he does. Well, aren't you lucky, America. You get the prime example of awesome right in front of you.]

I'm the very definition.

[Then it occurs to him that maybe America doesn't know the meaning.]

It means 'impressive' and 'awe-inspiring'.

[Have some rude gestures, England.]

Fine! I'll find my own way out! You're useless anyway.

[Click. And he hangs up. Good riddance, oh failface Brows.]

[Muttering to himself.]

_{West is going to be such an ass about this. He'll make me do all the paperwork and then he'll take all my money and my car keys.}

[Stares in shock.]

What the fuck! West didn't say anything about you going missing yesterday!

That's 'cause you're not awesome enough to figure it out.

[That's...a weird thing to say, China.]

What the hell are you talking about? Cloudy weather is nothing.

I've been here for over two months.

[Points accusingly.]

Stop trying to mess with me!

[ looks completely unfazed by it. also lights his smoking pipe (it's cool okay). ]

I'm not trying anything. This place is just fucked up like that.

Even an idiot knows it's impossible!

Should be impossible, yeah. Logic doesn't apply to pokéland.

[The disbelief is pretty evident.] You're saying time is screwed up.

So West doesn't know I'm gone.

More like fucked to hell and back. America's a kid and Spain's from the 16th century.

[ there's some grayish smoke swirling before the camera before he adds: ] Pretty much.

[...]

Tell it to use Tackle!

_{[A little, maybe! Coop's not one to argue with people over things like that, really. If you say you don't need help then you won't get any. :D]}

People have told me this place is called Johto, but where precisely this is, I can't tell you. It seems to be a different world, really. [He looks pretty happy saying this.]

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