originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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It's a fish.

With no meat.

Or battle skills.

[He looks at Lis, and sees no change in expression. In fact, it seems like it may not have heard.]

But look at the way it flops around! It's so energetic! I'm sure if you work with it it can get stronger.

And why would you ever want to eat something so very adorable~?

[Stop trying to make him feel better. Lisbeth refuses to be released into the wild, and she's...useless.]

What, so it'll get stronger at flopping at me?

[He gives her a weird look.]

It's a fish.

Well you never know! Since it's a fish...Perhaps it would do better in the water?

[Sulkily]

I tried releasing her into the water. She just threw herself back on the pier.

[She frowns a little.]
Oh dear...Oh! Maybe in mud...?
And it is a rather large fish, isn't it? Maybe if it battled a very small Pokemon, it could train that way!

She'd get stuck.

[Disbelieving stare.]

Even the smallest Pokemon would kick her ass.

[Lisbeth can be seen drooping on the pier. She seems sad and discouraged.]

What an ever so awful thing so say! Oh, now look! She looks so sad...

I'm sure she could get stronger if you would stop being so terribly negative!

She looks the same to me.

[lol men and their denseness.]

I'm being blunt.

The poor thing...

[Puzzlette's frown deepens.] Well, I think it's so very terrible that you won't even try! You'll never get anywhere like that. I'm sure that lovely little fishy would try so very hard if you'd give her the chance...

[Indignantly]

Of course I'll try! No Pokemon of mine will stay useless! I'll make her awesome.

[Even he doesn't believe himself.]

[Her frown disappears and she beams back at him.]
How very wonderful! You see, that's the way to go about it! Good luck!

[So positive. He's not sure how to take this beaming.

He'll just default to his usual, arrogant self.]

I don't need luck.

[Though he does appreciate the sentiment, 'cause look at that fish. It can't do anything!]

Thanks.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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