Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

Comments

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

[FUCK IT ALL. SOMEONE WITNESSED THIS TRAVESTY. Taking a leaf out of France's book: God, why have you forsaken him.]

_S-Shit!

[He eventually finds his Pokegear and stares into it.]

Hong Kong.

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

You look troubled.

[ HE KNOWS WHY, but he likes picking at things. ]

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

[Just...makes a face. Can't even come up with a retort.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Speechless?

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

Peh! I'm never speechless!

[The indignant, arrogant look lasts all of 30 seconds. It drops when he catches sight of Lis again.]

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[ He eyes it. ] Nice Magickarp.

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

[Pouting]

Don't mock me.

[Lisbeth wiggles in response to Hong Kong.]

Re: [ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ A-ah, it wiggled! ]

I didn't know I was doing that.

[ video ]

[originofawesome]

[Accusingly.]

Don't play stupid!

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Sooo~ did you use your pokeball on it already?

[ video ] asdlkfhg late DX

[originofawesome]

[The thought hadn't occurred to him, and it shows on his face. He mutters sulkily.]

Makes no difference.

[ video ] ON YOUR KNEES NAAO

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Taking care of it anyway, hm?

[ video ] NOT FOR YOU

[originofawesome]

[Petulantly.]

It won't leave.

[To demonstrate, he tosses Lisbeth back into the water. After a moment, she suddenly bounces back onto the pier next to him.]

Dammit.

[ video ] what about when no one is around

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

It must like you a lot.

[ video ] That means you're on your knees. 8)

[originofawesome]

[This face.]

[ video ] HA NO

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ BLANK FACE. ]

[ video ] YES. YOU ARE MY PET.

[originofawesome]

[ video ] other way around, dear

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ video ] No I claimed you first. :|

[originofawesome]

What?

[ video ] 8| NO I CLAIMED YOU FIRST

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

What...

[ video ] DON'T LIE TO ME.

[originofawesome]

Why're you looking at me weirdly?

[ video ] NO U

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

I always look at you like this.

[ video ] I speak truths. :|

[originofawesome]

[........He doesn't know how to feel about that.]

You're weird.

[Friggin Asians.]

[ video ] all of those are lies

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

That would make you the king of weird, wouldn't it.

[ video ] You and your mom are a lie. 8|

[originofawesome]

[Sputters] WHAT! No! You Asians are weird as hell!