Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

Comments

uh..TRY HARDER. Maybe it'll work.

[originofawesome]

[Sulkily]

Fine. Convince me in three sentences what's so good about this thing.

[Waves a hand at Lisbeth, who is still flopping around the pier.]

I'll try, then?

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

Ah, well... It's nice to know there's something out there that isn't meant to fight in life, as I said - it makes a nice change of pace from everything that only seems to ever fight, but since you don't seem to care for that... well, even if people can't, there's probably something out there that eats them, considering that there's something out there that eats just about everything, so they probably help that type to live, and they're probably another kind that fight, so you could find that if you wanted to...

I like its coloring, too - that bright orange really kind of stands out, you know?

|D <3

[originofawesome]

[Good job, Ryner. You just confirmed what he already knew - it's a useless weakling. It's not even cute!]

You're saying that the only thing it's good for is to be eaten.

^^;

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't think that something that doesn't fight is a good thing!

8D

[originofawesome]

I don't like useless things.

[Unless they're cute, but that's besides the point.

Lisbeth wilts at this declaration.]

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

... [He sighs.] It's bothersome arguing with you... I still like it, though.

[originofawesome]

[He smirks.] 'Cause you can't win against me.

[Rolls eyes.] Take it, then.

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

Ah... I'd rather not separate you though. Even if you don't like it, it doesn't seem to mind you.